+9逼車攔車會攔同行嗎? - 開車
By Thomas
at 2022-02-01T01:26
at 2022-02-01T01:26
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車板的大大新年快樂
看到這篇就想到,
小弟也有開車在台中被8+9攔的經驗,
當時我是載爸媽路過台中旅遊,我綠燈直行,
有台改很兇的神A紅燈從路口衝出來,
小弟下意識保持距離並按了聲喇叭提醒,
誰知對方居然加速衝到我車前並硬插進來,
我爸媽在旁嚇壞了,
一直叫我趕快開走不要理他們,
緊接著就是四個戴金項鍊,
全身刺的五顏六色的猴子拿著球棒下車,
用外八的走路方式靠近我的車車,
嘴巴嚼著檳榔問我:「你洗勒叭殺小?」
我也打開雙黃燈,
立刻下車,問他們拿球棒要幹什麼,
他們沒有回答我的問題,
而是用充滿屁味的台語對著我說:
「要給你好看啦」
我只好拿出我的證件給他看,
只見四個猴子有三個馬上站好,
但帶頭的那個依然強作鎮定的說:
「警察有什麼了不起的,我常常被警察抓啊!我認識很多警察!」
接著我聞到他身上有股特別的味道,
便攬著他的肩,
開始用我們平時工作的江湖口氣問他(台語)
他看我開始嚴肅,一改剛才不屑的態度,
開始對著我打哈哈,
並趕緊跟我道歉表示還有急事要離開,
我繼續問他們拿球棒要幹嘛,
他們說等下跟朋友約了要去打棒球,
我叫開車的拿駕照給我看看,
他開始支支吾吾,
我用台語大聲叫他們去路邊等一下,
接著打電話給轄區的制服警察來處理,
結果:
開車的猴子沒駕照、酒駕、身上還攜帶毒品,
而另外三隻猴子有兩個分別因案被通緝,
而嘴邱的猴子還多吞了一張紅燈右轉的罰單
一直到我要離開時,
該管轄派出所的同事還一直跟我道謝,
說謝謝我送給他天上掉下來的雞笑。
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看到這篇就想到,
小弟也有開車在台中被8+9攔的經驗,
當時我是載爸媽路過台中旅遊,我綠燈直行,
有台改很兇的神A紅燈從路口衝出來,
小弟下意識保持距離並按了聲喇叭提醒,
誰知對方居然加速衝到我車前並硬插進來,
我爸媽在旁嚇壞了,
一直叫我趕快開走不要理他們,
緊接著就是四個戴金項鍊,
全身刺的五顏六色的猴子拿著球棒下車,
用外八的走路方式靠近我的車車,
嘴巴嚼著檳榔問我:「你洗勒叭殺小?」
我也打開雙黃燈,
立刻下車,問他們拿球棒要幹什麼,
他們沒有回答我的問題,
而是用充滿屁味的台語對著我說:
「要給你好看啦」
我只好拿出我的證件給他看,
只見四個猴子有三個馬上站好,
但帶頭的那個依然強作鎮定的說:
「警察有什麼了不起的,我常常被警察抓啊!我認識很多警察!」
接著我聞到他身上有股特別的味道,
便攬著他的肩,
開始用我們平時工作的江湖口氣問他(台語)
他看我開始嚴肅,一改剛才不屑的態度,
開始對著我打哈哈,
並趕緊跟我道歉表示還有急事要離開,
我繼續問他們拿球棒要幹嘛,
他們說等下跟朋友約了要去打棒球,
我叫開車的拿駕照給我看看,
他開始支支吾吾,
我用台語大聲叫他們去路邊等一下,
接著打電話給轄區的制服警察來處理,
結果:
開車的猴子沒駕照、酒駕、身上還攜帶毒品,
而另外三隻猴子有兩個分別因案被通緝,
而嘴邱的猴子還多吞了一張紅燈右轉的罰單
一直到我要離開時,
該管轄派出所的同事還一直跟我道謝,
說謝謝我送給他天上掉下來的雞笑。
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