台北為什麼沒辦法辦F1? - 一級方程式賽車 Formula One

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By Lydia
at 2022-10-09T00:12

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※ 引述《whu946102 (LPJISGOD)》之銘言:
: 如題,最近看了新加坡大獎賽覺得有感而發
: 為什麼新加坡這麼小都有辦法舉辦F1
: 是嫌我大台北信義區街道不夠大不夠漂亮嗎?
: 要說錢的問題 亞塞拜然 墨西哥這種窮國都有辦法辦了,台灣會比這兩國窮?
: 討論一下吧


[WARNING]

本文僅為博君一笑,未指定特定直轄市或政治人物,

喜歡台北/新北/桃園/台中/台南/高雄哪個就自己套,

不認識本人,請勿任意指稱本人為某政治人物/政黨支持者,謝謝。


[以下本文開始]


大概是這樣啦~


[賽前]

1.議員到未完工的臨時看台,發現看台居然會搖晃,痛批市府罔顧車迷安全,

並挖出得標的外包廠商的哥哥的前女友的弟弟的國小同學在市府工作,

痛批市府包庇、靠關係得標。


2.記者在車手在下榻飯店外24小時SNG,只要有車隊人員走出飯店就督麥,

每個外國人都被問過一輪最喜歡的臺灣小吃和比出臺灣讚+微笑才能走人,

同時拍到黑人帶 Daniel Ricciardo 去夜店,小ㄟ塑整個人貼在 RIC 身上熱舞,

事後黑人出面解釋他和 Max Verstappen 本就有私交,帶他去夜店只是敘舊,

絕對沒有影響到 VER 比賽的心情。

2-1.隔週小ㄟ塑在節目上坦承她舔了 Verstappen 的牙齦。

2-2.一個月後才有人告知他們帶的是 RIC 不是 VER。


3.議員質疑市府團隊提倡飆車製造社會不安,質詢時送了市長一個輪子,

激動地叫市長「滾的越遠越好!」。


4.某立委發現 F1 有過上海站,還有中國車手周冠宇參賽,

故得證 FIA 是中共同路人,號召民眾在比賽期間闖入到賽道中間抗議。


5.因為從週三開始封路,民眾抱怨連連,商家表示護欄就裝在店門口無法做生意,

生計無法維持,不知道這個月的房租怎麼交得出來,議員帶商家高喊市府殺人。



[FP1-QP]

1.動線設計不佳、車迷阿伯排廁所排到昏倒送醫。


2.現場賣的「渦輪雞排」一份180,但是沒有炸熟,

記者實際買了一份咬下一口驗證,大呼誇張,問觀眾這樣的品質你能接受嗎?


3.民眾抗議 F1 夜間賽噪音過大,小孩沒辦法睡覺,

媽媽護臺灣聯盟(之類的)出面抗議,並強調投給市長的這一票很後悔,

因無法解決噪音問題,市府環保局長在 FP2 後下台。

3-1.事後發現上電視抗議的媽媽是某議員助理、未婚、住在文山區。


[正賽]

1.沒有請電音三太子跳開場,震蘭蚣痛批市府不尊重傳統文化。


2.為聲討中共同路人的 FIA,抗中保台聯盟闖入到賽道抗議並秀出中華民國國旗,

因此單場出了 5 次 SC。


3.Leclerc 因而進了六次 pit 換了五次胎,多進的一次是車隊 call 錯人。


4.車隊沒有下任何指令,但是拉導在第三次 SC 時意外上牆。

至於為什麼會上牆連他自己也不知道。


5.因路面太震,HAM 跑了30圈即退賽,退賽後直接到台大醫院MRI他的腰。



[賽後]

1.市府花5億元改善路面品質及重塗部份標線,賽後恢復標線,

議員計算為1000萬份營養午餐,可供全市約19萬國中小學童吃三個多月,

遭批浪費公帑,工程局長因而下台。



最後....

民眾1:看不懂車子繞圈圈有什麼好看的?

民眾2:怎麼沒有甩尾過彎?用水溝蓋跑法啊!

媽媽1:沒有辦法理解政府提倡飆車,我小孩會學壞


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隨便想的,應該差不多會變成這樣吧~ ( ′-`)y-~



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Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死 超有畫面
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2022-10-09T11:42
你這太真實了
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-10-07T00:15
法拉利又在搞(大誤
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2022-10-09T11:42
有笑有推XDDDD
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By Enid
at 2022-10-07T00:15
推王世堅
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By Edward Lewis
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死 鬼島日常
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By Hedda
at 2022-10-07T00:15
鯛民不意外
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By Blanche
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死
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By Hedda
at 2022-10-07T00:15
很可以
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死 推
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By David
at 2022-10-07T00:15
龍山寺外聚集大批車迷來圍觀參拜的車手
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2022-10-09T11:42
正賽樂樂那個超好笑
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2022-10-07T00:15
所以結論是 夢裡什麼都有
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2022-10-09T11:42
回想起來,台灣好像到處都是機掰人...已經習以為常了
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2022-10-07T00:15
你好屌~根本可以寫電影劇本來拍攝台北市府的劇情
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2022-10-09T11:42
以前不少外資要設廠 都是這些奇怪理由放棄的
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2022-10-07T00:15
為什麼這麼真實
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2022-10-09T11:42
誰說臺灣沒有劇本人才的啦XD
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By Quintina
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
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By Eartha
at 2022-10-09T11:42
太精闢
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By Kristin
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死XD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2022-10-09T11:42
畫面滿滿 正賽的樂樂是本文最好笑
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By Noah
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2022-10-09T11:42
哈哈哈哈哈畫面感好強!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2022-10-07T00:15
靠腰 你台北通喔!XDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2022-10-09T11:42
明明在酸偉哉鬼島 但法拉拉還是逃不過
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2022-10-07T00:15
這篇有料
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2022-10-07T00:15
FP渦輪雞排那段,霉體的聲音仿佛就在耳邊,歹丸新聞最喜
歡不單純陳述事件,而是加一堆形容詞塞新聞「剛裹上粉的
雞排丟進油鍋裡滋滋作響,酥脆的外皮鮮嫩多汁的口感讓人
口水直流,搭上F1比賽的熱潮,一塊雞排漲到了180元,但你
能想像嗎?這樣昂貴的雞排卻可能半生不熟。」
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2022-10-09T11:42
看過NHK跟公視,再看50幾台那些新聞台真的會不知道在供三
小XD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2022-10-07T00:15
露了一項贊助商只要是中企就被要求拿掉 FIA和車隊傻眼
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-10-09T11:42
這篇超好笑XDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2022-10-07T00:15
蠻真實的
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-10-09T11:42
推,開始前要拍個空蕩蕩的看台說虧損巨大XD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2022-10-07T00:15
台灣最不缺的就是政治
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2022-10-09T11:42
賽車只不過是繞圈圈 算甚麼運動?
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-10-07T00:15
ㄏㄏ 假裝搞笑實際捧柯 這種文看多了
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By Audriana
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死XD 這篇滿分!
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By Belly
at 2022-10-07T00:15
黑人那段太好笑 笑死
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By Mary
at 2022-10-09T11:42
XD 讚
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By Kelly
at 2022-10-07T00:15
https://i.imgur.com/khhYMPY.jpg
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-10-09T11:42
太好笑了
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2022-10-07T00:15
RIC跟MAX搞錯也太好笑 兩個人差那麼多XD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2022-10-09T11:42
真的太好笑了XDD
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By Kelly
at 2022-10-07T00:15
誠實給推
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By Dora
at 2022-10-09T11:42
484在偷臭法拉利XDD
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By Jake
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死,呆灣就是一堆為吵而吵得政治人物
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By Gilbert
at 2022-10-09T11:42
超過100分
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By Iris
at 2022-10-07T00:15
你是不是義有所指
https://i.imgur.com/nOweLIt.jpeg
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2022-10-09T11:42
放心啦,會跟棒球一樣無聊。看最後一圈。
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By Jacob
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2022-10-09T11:42
其實民眾2的需求拉導都能滿足XD 只要有心,處處能甩尾、
處處能過彎,別說水溝蓋了,貼牆跑法都行XD
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By Queena
at 2022-10-07T00:15
王世堅那一part我覺得最有可能發生XDDD
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By Edward Lewis
at 2022-10-09T11:42
推這篇
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By Yedda
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
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By Damian
at 2022-10-09T11:42
你只投蔡英文兩次 這樣是四趴仔無誤 (菸
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By Donna
at 2022-10-07T00:15
超貼切
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-10-09T11:42
以我對柯師傅的了解,他才會是那個一直阻擋F1比賽的 「
阿就車子繞圈圈 是夕陽工業」
^市府
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By Hamiltion
at 2022-10-07T00:15
本篇應該置頂
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By Bethany
at 2022-10-09T11:42
不知道自己沒有國家的人,看到這個才會笑
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By Jake
at 2022-10-07T00:15
這內容簡直太真實了XDDD,即使你之前投給蔡英文,現在沒
罵柯你也是中共同路人,某樓的標準也太嚴格了吧
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By Bennie
at 2022-10-09T11:42
這篇我笑瘋
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By Barb Cronin
at 2022-10-07T00:15
超寫實 還少一味重機出來亂吵爭路權上國道
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By Freda
at 2022-10-09T11:42
差不多有八十七分樣子了
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By Donna
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
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By Rae
at 2022-10-09T11:42
樂樂進Pit那段XDDD
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By Robert
at 2022-10-07T00:15
XD XD
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By Robert
at 2022-10-09T11:42
太神了 編劇哥!
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By Callum
at 2022-10-07T00:15
100分
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By Megan
at 2022-10-09T11:42
真實
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By Caitlin
at 2022-10-07T00:15
同路人那段......功德無量
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By Lily
at 2022-10-09T11:42
這篇好有畫面XD
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By Harry
at 2022-10-07T00:15
超好笑 345過於寫實
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By Damian
at 2022-10-09T11:42
後來發現拉導是壓到扔進場的便當才滑出去
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By Hedda
at 2022-10-07T00:15
看到2先推 太寫實了 優文
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By Sarah
at 2022-10-09T11:42
柯文哲:賽車很無聊 看結果就好了
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By Una
at 2022-10-07T00:15
https://reurl.cc/aGWq6Q
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By Andy
at 2022-10-09T11:42
半年後在基隆外海找到失蹤的採購人員
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By Annie
at 2022-10-07T00:15
經調查發現背後與法國廠商有大弊案
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By Regina
at 2022-10-09T11:42
半夜某診所大排長龍,出來人手一張VIP座位區門票
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By Lauren
at 2022-10-07T00:15
有笑有推...scuderia大真有才!小的深感佩服,厲害~ <(_ _)>
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By Olive
at 2022-10-09T11:42
給過
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By Lauren
at 2022-10-07T00:15
4%仔在那邊裝 噁心
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By Ivy
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死 還偷臭紅軍 推
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2022-10-07T00:15
台灣最缺的就是政治吼 現在那個叫作秀
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By Necoo
at 2022-10-09T11:42
哈哈哈
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2022-10-07T00:15
應該加上三寶誤闖賽道還逆向
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By Rebecca
at 2022-10-09T11:42
肆趴笑死~
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死XD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-10-09T11:42
太過真實 荒謬的鬼島永遠民智未開 人民就是政客的玩物
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2022-10-07T00:15
超哭 有笑有推
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2022-10-09T11:42
超好笑
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By Lauren
at 2022-10-07T00:15
樂樂跟老漢的部分過於真實
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By Ingrid
at 2022-10-09T11:42
有笑有推
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By Doris
at 2022-10-07T00:15
過於真實
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By Dora
at 2022-10-09T11:42
鬼島現實XD
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By Regina
at 2022-10-07T00:15
哭了 還是出國看實在
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By Anonymous
at 2022-10-09T11:42
本能寺再度中槍
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By Madame
at 2022-10-07T00:15
你是不是偷臭法拉拉跟拉導XDDD
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By Daph Bay
at 2022-10-09T11:42
推,有畫面跟聲音的優文
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2022-10-07T00:15
真的是寫的太好啦哈哈
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2022-10-09T11:42
感謝提醒,原來已經辦過了,還好不會再辦了...
James avatar
By James
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑著笑著就哭了......
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2022-10-09T11:42
車隊call錯人啦,我笑死
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死,不要這麼專業好不好
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By Heather
at 2022-10-09T11:42
這真的太寫實了,尤其是那個營養午餐
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By Skylar Davis
at 2022-10-07T00:15
有那個味道了
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By Megan
at 2022-10-09T11:42
這篇神讚 XD
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By Suhail Hany
at 2022-10-07T00:15
我信你了,XDDDDD
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By Una
at 2022-10-09T11:42
黑人裝熟笑死
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By Caroline
at 2022-10-07T00:15
推推
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By Linda
at 2022-10-09T11:42
我愛王世堅那段
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By Agnes
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死,太強了
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By Emma
at 2022-10-09T11:42
逮丸郎真的很會玩
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By Bennie
at 2022-10-07T00:15
你還少了會有三寶無視交管硬闖 然後工作人員不知道是懶
還是怕被罵 都不敢攔下來 就讓三寶闖入賽道
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2022-10-09T11:42
= =
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By Mary
at 2022-10-07T00:15
怎麼看起來不常出現的 看到這種文章就高潮了
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By Emily
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑屎
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By Dora
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
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By Regina
at 2022-10-09T11:42
滾的越遠越好這句真的笑死
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By Genevieve
at 2022-10-07T00:15
滾的越遠越好怎麼會有世堅的聲音
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By Wallis
at 2022-10-09T11:42
我竟然看完了 笑死
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By Barb Cronin
at 2022-10-07T00:15
中肯
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By Puput
at 2022-10-09T11:42
推推 好好笑
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By Necoo
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
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By Ethan
at 2022-10-09T11:42
鬼島日常 超讚
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By Noah
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
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By Margaret
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死 你去當策略組 好會寫劇本
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By Mason
at 2022-10-07T00:15
下週二報到上班
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By Leila
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死
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By Regina
at 2022-10-07T00:15
超過100分
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By Christine
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死 劇本直接上演
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By Candice
at 2022-10-07T00:15
你贏了 窩法下去? 補一個週邊飯店亂喊價一晚20萬之類的
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2022-10-09T11:42
優文 真的會這樣
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-10-07T00:15
然後正賽前的國歌是飯飯飯飯尾鰭來唱
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By Belly
at 2022-10-09T11:42
重新看一次還是很好笑
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By Cara
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
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By Erin
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死
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By Damian
at 2022-10-07T00:15
偷臭法拉拉w
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By Yuri
at 2022-10-09T11:42
推!這篇認真!
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By Necoo
at 2022-10-07T00:15
臺灣刁民
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By Ursula
at 2022-10-09T11:42
笑死 太寫實 最好笑就少主那句XD
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By Queena
at 2022-10-07T00:15
笑死
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By Christine
at 2022-10-09T11:42
有笑有推
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2022-10-07T00:15
好寫實
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-10-09T11:42
給滿分

Ricciardo認為明年車手陣容沒有他

Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2022-10-08T21:02
https://twitter.com/F1/status/1578727064609644545 Things nobody wants to hear... #F1 https://t.co/DeWXFy9cYK https://imgur.com/Yowj44X and#34; I thin ...

下一季的Alpine

Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-10-08T20:59
https://i.imgur.com/lyBSYNS.jpg 看到這張圖 笑死 DTS團隊要爽死了 明年工作很好搞定 - ...

老漢聯名村上隆長袖款揪團

George avatar
By George
at 2022-10-08T19:33
額滿啦! 共22件,商品總金額1935鎂、運費66.95鎂、關稅210.20鎂、商品稅110.63鎂。 http://i.imgur.com/DRBKUH0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MzOksQy.jpg 已下訂單,後續再麻煩有跟團的板友們注意信箱~ 商品網頁 https://plu ...

VER僅獲得申誡,仍為杆位

Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-10-08T18:27
類似的案例 https://youtu.be/MYi5qIj2VCg 當初也是沒罰 不過以今年的標準沒罰算蠻意外的 ----- Sent from JPTT on my iPhone - ...

VER僅獲得申誡,仍為杆位

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By Jacky
at 2022-10-08T16:49
https://tinyurl.com/4juy8wt5 VER與NOR在T15的事故結果為:reprimand(申誡?) 這是VER本季第一次 ---- Sent from BePTT - ...