台北為什麼沒辦法辦F1? - 一級方程式賽車 Formula One
By Lydia
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※ 引述《whu946102 (LPJISGOD)》之銘言:
: 如題,最近看了新加坡大獎賽覺得有感而發
: 為什麼新加坡這麼小都有辦法舉辦F1
: 是嫌我大台北信義區街道不夠大不夠漂亮嗎?
: 要說錢的問題 亞塞拜然 墨西哥這種窮國都有辦法辦了,台灣會比這兩國窮?
: 討論一下吧
[WARNING]
本文僅為博君一笑,未指定特定直轄市或政治人物,
喜歡台北/新北/桃園/台中/台南/高雄哪個就自己套,
不認識本人,請勿任意指稱本人為某政治人物/政黨支持者,謝謝。
[以下本文開始]
大概是這樣啦~
[賽前]
1.議員到未完工的臨時看台,發現看台居然會搖晃,痛批市府罔顧車迷安全,
並挖出得標的外包廠商的哥哥的前女友的弟弟的國小同學在市府工作,
痛批市府包庇、靠關係得標。
2.記者在車手在下榻飯店外24小時SNG,只要有車隊人員走出飯店就督麥,
每個外國人都被問過一輪最喜歡的臺灣小吃和比出臺灣讚+微笑才能走人,
同時拍到黑人帶 Daniel Ricciardo 去夜店,小ㄟ塑整個人貼在 RIC 身上熱舞,
事後黑人出面解釋他和 Max Verstappen 本就有私交,帶他去夜店只是敘舊,
絕對沒有影響到 VER 比賽的心情。
2-1.隔週小ㄟ塑在節目上坦承她舔了 Verstappen 的牙齦。
2-2.一個月後才有人告知他們帶的是 RIC 不是 VER。
3.議員質疑市府團隊提倡飆車製造社會不安,質詢時送了市長一個輪子,
激動地叫市長「滾的越遠越好!」。
4.某立委發現 F1 有過上海站,還有中國車手周冠宇參賽,
故得證 FIA 是中共同路人,號召民眾在比賽期間闖入到賽道中間抗議。
5.因為從週三開始封路,民眾抱怨連連,商家表示護欄就裝在店門口無法做生意,
生計無法維持,不知道這個月的房租怎麼交得出來,議員帶商家高喊市府殺人。
[FP1-QP]
1.動線設計不佳、車迷阿伯排廁所排到昏倒送醫。
2.現場賣的「渦輪雞排」一份180,但是沒有炸熟,
記者實際買了一份咬下一口驗證,大呼誇張,問觀眾這樣的品質你能接受嗎?
3.民眾抗議 F1 夜間賽噪音過大,小孩沒辦法睡覺,
媽媽護臺灣聯盟(之類的)出面抗議,並強調投給市長的這一票很後悔,
因無法解決噪音問題,市府環保局長在 FP2 後下台。
3-1.事後發現上電視抗議的媽媽是某議員助理、未婚、住在文山區。
[正賽]
1.沒有請電音三太子跳開場,震蘭蚣痛批市府不尊重傳統文化。
2.為聲討中共同路人的 FIA,抗中保台聯盟闖入到賽道抗議並秀出中華民國國旗,
因此單場出了 5 次 SC。
3.Leclerc 因而進了六次 pit 換了五次胎,多進的一次是車隊 call 錯人。
4.車隊沒有下任何指令,但是拉導在第三次 SC 時意外上牆。
至於為什麼會上牆連他自己也不知道。
5.因路面太震,HAM 跑了30圈即退賽,退賽後直接到台大醫院MRI他的腰。
[賽後]
1.市府花5億元改善路面品質及重塗部份標線,賽後恢復標線,
議員計算為1000萬份營養午餐,可供全市約19萬國中小學童吃三個多月,
遭批浪費公帑,工程局長因而下台。
最後....
民眾1:看不懂車子繞圈圈有什麼好看的?
民眾2:怎麼沒有甩尾過彎?用水溝蓋跑法啊!
媽媽1:沒有辦法理解政府提倡飆車,我小孩會學壞
----
隨便想的,應該差不多會變成這樣吧~ ( ′-`)y-~
--
: 如題,最近看了新加坡大獎賽覺得有感而發
: 為什麼新加坡這麼小都有辦法舉辦F1
: 是嫌我大台北信義區街道不夠大不夠漂亮嗎?
: 要說錢的問題 亞塞拜然 墨西哥這種窮國都有辦法辦了,台灣會比這兩國窮?
: 討論一下吧
[WARNING]
本文僅為博君一笑,未指定特定直轄市或政治人物,
喜歡台北/新北/桃園/台中/台南/高雄哪個就自己套,
不認識本人,請勿任意指稱本人為某政治人物/政黨支持者,謝謝。
[以下本文開始]
大概是這樣啦~
[賽前]
1.議員到未完工的臨時看台,發現看台居然會搖晃,痛批市府罔顧車迷安全,
並挖出得標的外包廠商的哥哥的前女友的弟弟的國小同學在市府工作,
痛批市府包庇、靠關係得標。
2.記者在車手在下榻飯店外24小時SNG,只要有車隊人員走出飯店就督麥,
每個外國人都被問過一輪最喜歡的臺灣小吃和比出臺灣讚+微笑才能走人,
同時拍到黑人帶 Daniel Ricciardo 去夜店,小ㄟ塑整個人貼在 RIC 身上熱舞,
事後黑人出面解釋他和 Max Verstappen 本就有私交,帶他去夜店只是敘舊,
絕對沒有影響到 VER 比賽的心情。
2-1.隔週小ㄟ塑在節目上坦承她舔了 Verstappen 的牙齦。
2-2.一個月後才有人告知他們帶的是 RIC 不是 VER。
3.議員質疑市府團隊提倡飆車製造社會不安,質詢時送了市長一個輪子,
激動地叫市長「滾的越遠越好!」。
4.某立委發現 F1 有過上海站,還有中國車手周冠宇參賽,
故得證 FIA 是中共同路人,號召民眾在比賽期間闖入到賽道中間抗議。
5.因為從週三開始封路,民眾抱怨連連,商家表示護欄就裝在店門口無法做生意,
生計無法維持,不知道這個月的房租怎麼交得出來,議員帶商家高喊市府殺人。
[FP1-QP]
1.動線設計不佳、車迷阿伯排廁所排到昏倒送醫。
2.現場賣的「渦輪雞排」一份180,但是沒有炸熟,
記者實際買了一份咬下一口驗證,大呼誇張,問觀眾這樣的品質你能接受嗎?
3.民眾抗議 F1 夜間賽噪音過大,小孩沒辦法睡覺,
媽媽護臺灣聯盟(之類的)出面抗議,並強調投給市長的這一票很後悔,
因無法解決噪音問題,市府環保局長在 FP2 後下台。
3-1.事後發現上電視抗議的媽媽是某議員助理、未婚、住在文山區。
[正賽]
1.沒有請電音三太子跳開場,震蘭蚣痛批市府不尊重傳統文化。
2.為聲討中共同路人的 FIA,抗中保台聯盟闖入到賽道抗議並秀出中華民國國旗,
因此單場出了 5 次 SC。
3.Leclerc 因而進了六次 pit 換了五次胎,多進的一次是車隊 call 錯人。
4.車隊沒有下任何指令,但是拉導在第三次 SC 時意外上牆。
至於為什麼會上牆連他自己也不知道。
5.因路面太震,HAM 跑了30圈即退賽,退賽後直接到台大醫院MRI他的腰。
[賽後]
1.市府花5億元改善路面品質及重塗部份標線,賽後恢復標線,
議員計算為1000萬份營養午餐,可供全市約19萬國中小學童吃三個多月,
遭批浪費公帑,工程局長因而下台。
最後....
民眾1:看不懂車子繞圈圈有什麼好看的?
民眾2:怎麼沒有甩尾過彎?用水溝蓋跑法啊!
媽媽1:沒有辦法理解政府提倡飆車,我小孩會學壞
----
隨便想的,應該差不多會變成這樣吧~ ( ′-`)y-~
--
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