大家開車前會說甚麼才上路嗎? - 開車

By Odelette
at 2020-04-23T21:08

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乳提

像是小弟妹我坐上駕駛座通常都會說

"零式,請你指引我吧!"

或是

"目標確認,戰鬥等級,排除...開始"

或是

"阿姆羅,i ki ma su!"

等等

感覺說了以後就能更和車子融為一體駕駛更順暢了感應車子四周的能力也變好

想請問大家都會說甚麼呢~

誠心發問

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By Freda
at 2020-04-25T11:18

所以是小弟還是小妹？？？

By Sandy
at 2020-04-27T20:10

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By Harry
at 2020-04-28T18:27

Ninja

By Jacob
at 2020-04-29T13:10

你卡通看多了喔

By Olive
at 2020-05-03T01:26

這篇我看到起雞母皮

By Eden
at 2020-05-06T19:07

Zeta 鋼彈要來撞人了

By Rebecca
at 2020-05-08T21:11

我都說ninja 給你參考

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-05-11T01:36

出去現在

By Caroline
at 2020-05-14T22:57

OK Google~ Hey Siri~

By Ivy
at 2020-05-17T20:19

車之呼吸

By Puput
at 2020-05-19T17:15

拿出before taxi checklist 一條一條確認

By Yedda
at 2020-05-22T08:19

我難過

By Christine
at 2020-05-24T15:23

廢

By Aaliyah
at 2020-05-25T04:05

今天的我沒有極限

By Ivy
at 2020-05-29T02:17

Transom 始動

By Eartha
at 2020-06-01T10:53

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By Bethany
at 2020-06-02T03:03

乾脆做個指差確認…

By Eden
at 2020-06-06T16:51

我都喊衝吧！阿斯拉！

By Skylar Davis
at 2020-06-07T08:17

趕快上班要遲到了

By Anonymous
at 2020-06-09T16:46

射了

By Cara
at 2020-06-11T06:07

Allahu Akbar

By Linda
at 2020-06-12T04:26

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視鏡

By Regina
at 2020-06-16T23:54

洩諾

By Daph Bay
at 2020-06-20T16:55

shut up everybody! engine s~tart!

By Daniel
at 2020-06-21T06:24

今天的我,沒有極限

By Ula
at 2020-06-22T07:10

阿拉花瓜

By Zanna
at 2020-06-24T22:53

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By Jake
at 2020-06-29T21:15

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By Edward Lewis
at 2020-06-30T22:22

booster on阿斯拉

By Catherine
at 2020-07-02T01:58

ninja

By Ula
at 2020-07-06T20:46

我都會對著我的福錄仔說: 今天也要健健康康喔

By Brianna
at 2020-07-11T02:45

絕對不能逃絕對不能逃絕對不能逃

By John
at 2020-07-12T09:45

汪汪隊，Go~Go~Go~Go

By Emma
at 2020-07-15T18:00

See Ya……阿斯噠啦V斯打～～

By Steve
at 2020-07-16T15:38

引擎發動轟隆轟隆

By Necoo
at 2020-07-16T20:56

無聊

By Freda
at 2020-07-21T01:06

卍解

By Heather
at 2020-07-25T07:14

翁媽咪杯咩吽～

By Elma
at 2020-07-28T23:48

開開看，很好開的 XD

By Valerie
at 2020-07-30T06:57

Hakuna Matata

By Caroline
at 2020-07-30T11:46

車之呼吸發動引擎

By Anonymous
at 2020-08-03T09:39

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By Michael
at 2020-08-07T12:25

咩修幹魔

By Kristin
at 2020-08-07T23:08

廢文

By Sandy
at 2020-08-11T15:39

起轎

By Elma
at 2020-08-12T05:38

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By Odelette
at 2020-08-17T01:03

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By Mia
at 2020-08-21T19:40

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By Damian
at 2020-08-24T17:04

哈斯塔拉v斯塔~

By Ursula
at 2020-08-27T17:08

上次有一個載妹的講了段英文結果不到一分鐘就撞掉了

By Jacky
at 2020-08-30T10:37

賽八低~~~~

By Una
at 2020-08-31T11:25

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By Franklin
at 2020-09-01T09:10

我開我納都說:油門，方向盤，OK。

By Ivy
at 2020-09-05T23:34

走起大鵬

By Agnes
at 2020-09-08T19:24

塞巴替

By Bennie
at 2020-09-12T19:17

出發 all right 開車 all right

By Una
at 2020-09-14T22:26

how do you turn this on

By Iris
at 2020-09-17T10:54

黃大和自由鋼彈出發

By Hedy
at 2020-09-22T06:50

我要開動囉

By Tom
at 2020-09-25T09:35

嘿Google 導航到加油站

By Daniel
at 2020-09-27T20:40

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By Hedy
at 2020-10-01T13:47

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By Zora
at 2020-10-02T15:30

無聊

By William
at 2020-10-07T10:13

I wanna know

By Carolina Franco
at 2020-10-09T01:25

安心

By Frederica
at 2020-10-09T09:29

安心上路~~~~

By Madame
at 2020-10-11T05:43

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By Hedwig
at 2020-10-11T14:49

https://youtu.be/Mqa8yfrx-1g 0:53-1:06

By Donna
at 2020-10-12T03:06

要遲到了

By Kelly
at 2020-10-15T15:58

當然是Ninja～熄火說小黃～

By Zora
at 2020-10-16T07:29

打開推進去！

By George
at 2020-10-18T09:46

Ninja!

By Jessica
at 2020-10-20T05:22

推Ninja XDD

By Edith
at 2020-10-24T07:29

"安全帶要繫我講過了罰單自己付喔"

By Andrew
at 2020-10-26T09:21

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靠北還真的有人跟我一樣笑死

By Ophelia
at 2020-10-31T02:08

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By Isla
at 2020-11-05T01:34

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By Quanna
at 2020-11-08T08:21

拍年冬，搞消郎

By Damian
at 2020-11-11T06:42

加油歐力給

By Ophelia
at 2020-11-12T03:33

Ninja

By Aaliyah
at 2020-11-15T23:28

By Enid
at 2020-11-16T16:58

現在後悔也來不及了我已經忘記煞車的踩法

By Yedda
at 2020-11-20T21:46

右轉請注意安全洽轉洽朱以哦

By Daniel
at 2020-11-22T08:35

I wanna know 你行不行

By Lily
at 2020-11-26T01:12

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By Edith
at 2020-11-28T22:13

https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA

By Jake
at 2020-11-30T16:39

engine start

By Susan
at 2020-12-01T03:28

https://youtu.be/rvWDMQ8j8Ec 0:27開始

By Mary
at 2020-12-05T10:19

sebati

By Eartha
at 2020-12-08T03:21

你發這個文不尷尬嗎?

By Eden
at 2020-12-12T19:51

阿拉花瓜

By Hazel
at 2020-12-14T07:55

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By Gary
at 2020-12-16T02:09

現在賓士是不是可以聲控

By Freda
at 2020-12-18T05:51

我都念三遍心經才安心上路

By Rae
at 2020-12-21T09:01

好的，中國武漢肺炎

By Jacky
at 2020-12-23T04:51

腳踩煞車檔位在p檔

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-12-25T04:00

安心上路

By Oscar
at 2020-12-28T01:59

小弟妹=可以把小弟弟從小妹妹挖出來的

By Regina
at 2020-12-30T14:57

這什麼廢文，當然是衝吧，阿斯拉

By Andy
at 2021-01-02T05:00

s~tarto!

By Tom
at 2021-01-05T00:10

ninja才是真理！

By Linda
at 2021-01-06T12:17

您好，牛頭牌

By Emma
at 2021-01-09T21:00

你幾歲了?

By George
at 2021-01-12T19:14

engine start. head light on. parking brake released. s
hift gear to D. front rear clear. forward

By Rachel
at 2021-01-13T07:19

ninja

By Rachel
at 2021-01-15T11:27

你好賓士

By Ida
at 2021-01-19T09:23

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引擎發動

By Lauren
at 2021-01-23T14:49

閃啦閃啦撞到不負責(台語

By Victoria
at 2021-01-26T11:17

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By Emily
at 2021-01-28T17:03

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at 2021-02-02T06:59

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at 2021-02-05T09:38

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at 2021-02-10T05:52

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By Enid
at 2021-02-12T02:00

以ㄎㄟ～

By Kumar
at 2021-02-14T22:44

巴魯斯

By Zanna
at 2021-02-16T20:34

開車喔賴。

By Necoo
at 2021-02-21T01:07

下面一位~

By Hardy
at 2021-02-23T15:15

這篇廢的還蠻好笑的XD

By Charlotte
at 2021-02-23T17:44

歐勒哇鋼達姆搭

By Megan
at 2021-02-27T18:08

ninja

By Agnes
at 2021-03-03T08:35

打開加速器

By Sarah
at 2021-03-07T10:08

我納車主：拜託這次能平安回家

By Susan
at 2021-03-07T12:11

沒有笑給噓

By Hamiltion
at 2021-03-09T18:48

By Charlotte
at 2021-03-10T19:50

三寶退散

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-03-10T21:59

今日の僕に限界はない

By Eartha
at 2021-03-12T02:30

如果你有靈魂的話就回應我吧

By Cara
at 2021-03-15T04:49

Init....ok

By Una
at 2021-03-17T04:07

Mount...ok

By Edwina
at 2021-03-18T00:00

真正的奇蹟現在才開始!

By Hedwig
at 2021-03-18T14:49

吃飽就好上路了啥都不必說

By Bethany
at 2021-03-20T19:49

哈雷路亞

By Sarah
at 2021-03-21T09:17

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By Christine
at 2021-03-22T12:45

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By Vanessa
at 2021-03-23T21:29

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at 2021-03-24T08:45

閱

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at 2021-03-26T19:03

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By Olga
at 2021-03-30T16:27

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at 2021-04-01T17:22

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at 2021-04-03T18:39

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at 2021-04-04T16:51

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By Ula
at 2021-04-05T19:16

今天的我沒有極限

By Candice
at 2021-04-07T11:42

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By James
at 2021-04-11T20:37

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By Robert
at 2021-04-15T09:57

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By Audriana
at 2021-04-16T16:54

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By Thomas
at 2021-04-20T00:15

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at 2021-04-21T17:15

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By Tracy
at 2021-04-25T19:50

永遠忠誠

By Freda
at 2021-04-30T11:32

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By Gary
at 2021-05-03T16:50

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By Xanthe
at 2021-05-07T21:20

閉嘴

By Susan
at 2021-05-11T20:18

安心上路

By Susan
at 2021-05-14T23:43

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By Andrew
at 2021-05-15T15:33

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By Bennie
at 2021-05-15T21:51

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at 2021-05-17T13:02

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at 2021-05-19T12:35

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at 2021-05-23T12:13

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at 2021-05-27T16:18

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at 2021-05-29T19:00

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By Hazel
at 2021-06-02T12:25

無聊

By Kelly
at 2021-06-04T12:19

我都喊 go shoot

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-06-05T03:38

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at 2021-06-08T23:14

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at 2021-06-13T10:31

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at 2021-06-16T01:30

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at 2021-06-16T23:09

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at 2021-06-20T02:24

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at 2021-06-22T02:22

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at 2021-06-26T18:58

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at 2021-06-28T17:51

我會先發動然後空幹100次等熱車才上路供你參考

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at 2021-07-03T09:40

我發動車子時只有乘客會講話：密喔提醒泥開車乘車請吸安全
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at 2021-07-07T16:05

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at 2021-07-09T00:50

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at 2021-07-13T16:30

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at 2021-07-16T19:46

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at 2021-07-17T00:08

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at 2021-07-17T22:16

？

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at 2021-07-21T14:47

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By Edwina
at 2021-07-22T10:57

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By Michael
at 2021-07-27T03:15

學投名狀吧安心上路

By Zanna
at 2021-07-27T19:57

C8763

By Dorothy
at 2021-07-31T04:41

笑死最好有人開車會這麼中二

By Blanche
at 2021-08-01T18:57

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By Erin
at 2021-08-06T06:58

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By Odelette
at 2021-08-10T21:39

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By Isla
at 2021-08-11T04:55

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By Rebecca
at 2021-08-14T19:21

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By Valerie
at 2021-08-17T17:09

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By Heather
at 2021-08-20T16:39

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By Annie
at 2021-08-23T02:01

有的人真的沒幽默感

大家開車前會說甚麼才上路嗎? - 開車

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