女兒請我的車喝可樂... - 汽車

By Thomas
at 2019-02-04T13:46

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Yo，各位大哥，大姐好呀，新年快樂！

昨晚發生超悲慘的事，我開在國道上！

我老婆把麥當勞的可樂給我女兒喝，我女兒喝一喝，就整杯丟到我的排檔桿上面

https://i.imgur.com/NcoknfI.jpg

啊啊啊，我的車比較喜歡喝機油或95汽油，不喜歡喝可樂啊...

當下看到差點中風，趕緊停路肩開閃黃燈，開始清！

排檔桿+內裝+椅子，全都是可樂...

我的氣氛燈好像吃到可樂，偶爾會閃一下，閃一下，好像螢火蟲一樣...

今天拆排檔桿，好險只有滲一點進去

https://i.imgur.com/fc67wld.jpg

清一清就沒事了，希望螞蟻不要來我的車上

祝各位新年快樂，行車平安！！

https://i.imgur.com/29bsqfD.jpg

Tags: 汽車

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By Eden
at 2019-02-08T23:23

還好不是豆漿

By Oliver
at 2019-02-10T14:08

這樣不會滲進去變速箱吧

By Ursula
at 2019-02-12T19:57

還好不是螃蟹

By Yuri
at 2019-02-14T02:15

只是會除鏽ㄦˊㄧ

By Rosalind
at 2019-02-18T16:25

螞蟻的新窩

By Lucy
at 2019-02-19T23:46

螞蟻

By Zora
at 2019-02-21T18:34

不要長螞蟻啊啊啊啊啊（驚恐萬分

By Megan
at 2019-02-24T09:12

不會臭小事啦

By Ivy
at 2019-02-28T09:25

可樂會鏽，建議去honda廠檢查

By Delia
at 2019-03-03T00:05

推好爸爸

By Genevieve
at 2019-03-04T18:10

難怪很多愛車人都強制車上完全不得飲食...XD

By Olivia
at 2019-03-06T03:00

我老媽之前拜拜的湯水就在我後座地板撒出來loo

By Donna
at 2019-03-10T06:12

您女兒很孝順啊

By Bethany
at 2019-03-14T14:05

會不會過幾天就PO螞蟻文了幫QQ

By Jack
at 2019-03-19T05:21

建議半年內不要去郊區有草的地方。還記得以前打翻珍奶，
椅子下面沒清到，到郊區玩停一天後就被螞蟻攻佔了

By Mason
at 2019-03-22T22:26

呵

By Madame
at 2019-03-25T10:50

底燈哥必推

By Edwina
at 2019-03-28T11:44

可樂沒有蛋白質成份不用怕啦豆漿或牛奶才香

By Bethany
at 2019-03-30T08:01

清啥？這種廉價中控台不用清了

By Leila
at 2019-04-02T16:26

會跑螞蟻哦，要注意。

By Vanessa
at 2019-04-04T03:16

改成那麼台恥力很高喔

By Wallis
at 2019-04-08T00:54

底燈哥昨天去南投喔？

By Madame
at 2019-04-08T18:50

這種車喝點可樂會怎樣嗎

By Frederica
at 2019-04-12T17:28

車子表示:漢堡和薯條可以順便嗎謝謝

By Wallis
at 2019-04-15T19:06

我的後行李箱可是喝了一鍋燒酒雞呢

By Charlie
at 2019-04-20T04:45

我有過排檔桿喝大杯拿鐵過，完全喝光光qq

By Kelly
at 2019-04-21T18:21

用成這樣副座會不會因為太亮覺得不舒服?

By Hamiltion
at 2019-04-22T18:06

好亮喔

By Olga
at 2019-04-27T08:47

幫QQ

By Caitlin
at 2019-04-28T12:26

過年完拆地毯洗一洗吧，費時費工不費錢

By Robert
at 2019-05-01T04:34

這需要在國道停路肩？

By Donna
at 2019-05-01T09:10

底燈哥車改得很有台味

By Tom
at 2019-05-05T09:48

打她，看她以後還要不要再亂丟飲料

By Mason
at 2019-05-08T23:05

剛好趁機換六速手排

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-05-13T07:43

可樂換成汽油,你的車一樣不會開心

By Andrew
at 2019-05-15T07:03

女兒還安好

By Iris
at 2019-05-18T03:26

如果是兒子就慘了QQ

By William
at 2019-05-20T19:49

超級亮耶！可樂應該很難纏！幫QQ

By Madame
at 2019-05-22T07:12

國道路肩清可樂?

By Hedy
at 2019-05-23T20:23

喝零卡可樂就好啦，就是水而已，螞蟻不吃也不會黏

By Ivy
at 2019-05-24T07:49

女兒潑的沒辦法，只能乖乖清，哈

By Hamiltion
at 2019-05-26T21:34

有氣才會旺..

By Kama
at 2019-05-31T06:39

如果是兒子早就被打死了

By Emma
at 2019-06-04T09:42

\底燈哥/ \底燈哥/ \底燈哥/

By Jake
at 2019-06-05T13:20

昨天在國三開很快吼

By Doris
at 2019-06-06T01:23

我倒過豆漿，滲到下面花2千請人家拆椅子清地毯

By Susan
at 2019-06-10T09:13

哈哈哈，你怎麼知道我昨天走國三，晚上的時候xD

By William
at 2019-06-13T20:08

我打翻過韓國泡菜，那味道久久揮之不去...

By Catherine
at 2019-06-18T07:21

用底燈照乾就好

By Ivy
at 2019-06-20T01:34

下交流道再清啊別停在路肩

By Kama
at 2019-06-21T22:37

可樂而已我兒子請座椅喝整瓶鮮奶

By Ula
at 2019-06-23T06:57

我上次帶檢體去花蓮測試後車箱都是福馬林+二甲苯=_=

By Ula
at 2019-06-27T21:58

底燈哥你排檔桿也有改R 帥喔

By Ophelia
at 2019-06-30T18:14

遇水則發啊底燈哥~~~

By Kama
at 2019-07-05T09:02

底燈哥

By Michael
at 2019-07-05T22:54

我倒過豆漿真的臭很久才完全散掉

By Tom
at 2019-07-08T07:56

前天請我副駕地毯喝一碗餛飩湯而已

By Linda
at 2019-07-12T17:25

雙黃跟路肩不是這樣用的吧

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-07-14T04:36

推底燈哥

By Sarah
at 2019-07-16T07:42

幸好是女兒兒子不打死才怪XD

By Daniel
at 2019-07-18T17:17

58樓沒揍副座兇手？

By Jake
at 2019-07-20T00:22

禁止車上飲食除了開水跟無糖茶類外

By Leila
at 2019-07-20T19:53

哇靠你車內車外都好亮

By Liam
at 2019-07-21T03:25

原來是新車, 難怪這麼緊張

By Zanna
at 2019-07-22T11:14

路肩清可樂...

By Noah
at 2019-07-24T22:55

路肩其實風險很高耶...

By Adele
at 2019-07-29T06:19

趁機新年換新車

By Ida
at 2019-07-29T12:02

你女兒只接受麥香啦

By Daph Bay
at 2019-08-01T22:10

女兒想叫你快點換WRX

By Agnes
at 2019-08-03T15:45

換車囉XD~~~

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-08-07T17:29

Altis 沒差啦

By Iris
at 2019-08-12T13:46

幫QQ

By Quanna
at 2019-08-12T17:10

可樂潑進把拔的排檔桿裡我好像懂了什麼

By Quanna
at 2019-08-14T17:56

這種氣氛燈看的就暈車了，你女兒遲早吐在你車上

By Lily
at 2019-08-17T14:22

這氣氛燈真的有夠台

By Zenobia
at 2019-08-18T04:04

改成這樣只能說活該

By Victoria
at 2019-08-19T15:45

一台阿提斯而已報廢換新的就好

By Lauren
at 2019-08-22T16:00

還好可樂不會臭哈哈哈

By Connor
at 2019-08-26T20:26

車比性命重要所以停路肩嗎囧

By Irma
at 2019-08-27T18:16

醜爆的燈

By Eartha
at 2019-08-29T20:22

裡面還改氣氛燈..........好

By Zenobia
at 2019-08-31T09:12

螞蟻來惹QQ

By Kelly
at 2019-09-01T04:03

停路肩不要寫出來酸民很愛見縫插針

By Frederica
at 2019-09-01T11:42

哈哈哈哈新年快樂啊~~

By Isabella
at 2019-09-05T18:27

上次打翻多多綠美容的清得很辛苦

By Carolina Franco
at 2019-09-08T22:33

小孩子的美學教育真的很重要不然長大變這樣真的很慘

By Sierra Rose
at 2019-09-11T06:12

感覺可樂問題還小一點

By Frederica
at 2019-09-12T20:55

https://imgur.com/AysmtGf

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-09-14T00:32

幫QQ

By Daniel
at 2019-09-17T06:21

推底燈哥！

By George
at 2019-09-20T01:21

幹車上絕對禁止飲食

By Selena
at 2019-09-24T13:12

好看!

By Quintina
at 2019-09-25T20:19

至少不像我是被海鮮湯

By Hedwig
at 2019-09-28T18:12

停路肩清可樂

By Olga
at 2019-10-03T11:18

路肩清可樂？

By Catherine
at 2019-10-06T21:06

改成這樣真的hen棒

By Thomas
at 2019-10-08T16:15

加強安全觀念比較重要..

By Necoo
at 2019-10-10T21:26

可樂：我只是從這個鋁罐跳到另一個...

By Daph Bay
at 2019-10-10T22:29

見縫插針? 不應該就是不應該

By Charlie
at 2019-10-11T09:11

騎勁戰酸神A是甚麼概念

By Isla
at 2019-10-13T13:55

這台超帥

By Joseph
at 2019-10-15T00:34

底燈哥帥阿

By Ophelia
at 2019-10-19T13:58

下次記得買zero就不怕弄倒了

By Jessica
at 2019-10-23T08:15

8+9

By Margaret
at 2019-10-23T20:10

8+9沒差啦

By Candice
at 2019-10-26T17:40

女兒嘛就算了

By Freda
at 2019-10-30T12:46

有沒有問車子開不開勳

By Xanthe
at 2019-11-03T01:14

拍拍原Po

By Daniel
at 2019-11-05T04:20

女兒，只好自己吞了

By Jake
at 2019-11-07T09:49

螞蟻不會靠近可樂

By Zenobia
at 2019-11-10T22:59

恥力

By Hazel
at 2019-11-13T09:22

也不是多名貴的車，別清了

By Yedda
at 2019-11-17T19:11

我滴過我的豆漿，味道很腥

By Una
at 2019-11-22T13:15

可以使用風來爆發了

By Donna
at 2019-11-24T02:35

記得賺的錢不要再拿去改車了，好好供養女兒，不然下次就
是屎尿了

By Delia
at 2019-11-28T22:18

改車的錢去買台不鋁的很難？！

By Margaret
at 2019-12-03T09:10

停路肩好棒棒

By Cara
at 2019-12-03T16:40

改燈實在是有夠醜

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-12-05T06:17

女兒的話只好自己吞下去惹

By Agatha
at 2019-12-07T10:20

您的品味真特別

By Oscar
at 2019-12-12T09:00

又是你

By Rae
at 2019-12-16T20:38

改紫外線燈選我正解

By Vanessa
at 2019-12-18T05:59

每次開門都會順便消毒

By Ina
at 2019-12-19T04:55

真台

By Victoria
at 2019-12-21T08:19

台味好重的車

By Andy
at 2019-12-25T02:28

要是我女兒就拿去賣殺肉了幹

By Elvira
at 2019-12-27T22:03

還好不是往加油孔裡面灌…

By Andy
at 2019-12-29T05:56

真台

By Emma
at 2020-01-03T05:09

這樣亂停路肩...

By Annie
at 2020-01-04T04:11

台

By Dora
at 2020-01-05T14:06

小孩教育真的很重要，不然長大就會停路肩清車子

By Selena
at 2020-01-10T13:45

路肩是給你停下來清可樂的嗎

By Catherine
at 2020-01-13T00:23

過年一堆人貪快愛走路肩的，敢停路肩清只能佩服你的勇氣

By Joe
at 2020-01-16T11:56

為了這種事停路肩....好險你心臟沒真的停了風險真大

女兒請我的車喝可樂... - 汽車

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