朋友買了改款前ES... - Toyota

By Brianna
at 2018-06-15T10:38

Table of Contents

一天到晚掛在嘴裡
我唯一能回的就是 CAMRY
但他說他不在乎品牌所以才買LEXUS
身邊的人買車我都有辦法酸
但這台無解

幾年前我堂弟買ELANATRA我馬上笑韓國車建議她換牛大包
後來她換335C我馬上酸爆她說買來修喔中古車飆仔嗎
我同事買MAZDA我馬上酸他拿不到全勤獎了
同學買CRV 我第一句就是問甚麼時候生鏽
學長買C300 我馬上嗆他說8+9喔這種車誰敢座
結果朋友買了LEXUS我只能酸TOYOTA

偏偏他又要低調這樣我沒辦法攻擊
我也不是特別想攻擊只是朋友之間的嘴砲

像他們都嗆我只騎勁戰一天到晚酸四輪

不過我想那是因為她們不懂這台車的價值

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Tags: Toyota

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By Isla
at 2018-06-15T21:45

讚留言分享

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at 2018-06-19T10:30

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at 2018-06-22T19:02

所以？

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at 2018-06-26T11:46

你個版？

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at 2018-06-28T06:08

好無聊

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at 2018-07-01T23:05

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at 2018-07-02T06:05

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at 2018-07-05T02:43

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at 2018-07-05T23:56

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at 2018-07-10T11:04

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at 2018-07-13T10:09

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at 2018-07-15T12:19

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at 2018-07-18T07:07

？

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at 2018-07-20T04:51

所以你對 Jimmy 有什麼酸法

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at 2018-07-23T07:51

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at 2018-07-24T17:18

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at 2018-07-26T20:11

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at 2018-07-29T12:34

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at 2018-08-02T19:06

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at 2018-08-04T03:09

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at 2018-08-07T11:52

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at 2018-08-08T03:36

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at 2018-08-08T20:35

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at 2018-08-09T05:34

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at 2018-08-13T10:01

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at 2018-08-17T21:50

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at 2018-08-19T23:45

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at 2018-08-21T23:26

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at 2018-08-24T20:11

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at 2018-08-26T14:03

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at 2018-08-26T17:41

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at 2018-08-29T19:27

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at 2018-09-02T21:08

可以桶？

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at 2018-09-07T10:20

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at 2018-09-11T03:29

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at 2018-09-13T10:26

可憐

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at 2018-09-14T17:46

有沒有人可以翻譯一下他到底要表達什麼？

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at 2018-09-16T07:33

要有多魯才能發這種文

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at 2018-09-20T17:13

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at 2018-09-25T13:54

有魯到需要這樣發廢文刷存在感喔

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at 2018-09-27T06:51

嗯

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at 2018-10-01T18:16

幹...暑假到了

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at 2018-10-05T06:19

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at 2018-10-07T03:01

有事嗎？

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at 2018-10-09T22:31

推高級頭又大

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at 2018-10-10T06:44

有勇氣

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at 2018-10-15T03:12

覺得不輸

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at 2018-10-16T01:42

好哦

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at 2018-10-18T14:53

改87缸的0-100還要14秒? 是哪家店改的這麼87?

By Valerie
at 2018-10-20T18:18

你確定他們有把你當朋友嗎

By Mia
at 2018-10-21T10:34

幫補血酸民寫照

By Catherine
at 2018-10-25T20:30

你沒朋友啦別騙了

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at 2018-10-26T10:34

反串失敗

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at 2018-10-26T13:51

反串給推讚讚車版就是這樣

By Hardy
at 2018-10-31T01:00

酷喔

By Erin
at 2018-11-02T03:56

喔

By Enid
at 2018-11-07T00:04

廢到笑XDD

By Queena
at 2018-11-09T12:08

文章沒頭沒尾的，再加上這樣的用詞遣字，是國中文的fb發文嗎

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at 2018-11-10T05:55

？？？？？

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at 2018-11-13T12:23

By Jake
at 2018-11-16T06:15

我看了三小

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at 2018-11-19T10:39

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at 2018-11-23T03:12

你爸媽知道他兒子這麼嚴重了嗎？

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at 2018-11-26T02:24

這啥

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at 2018-11-26T13:18

這篇是來讓大家紓壓的嗎？

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at 2018-11-29T11:49

你在說啥？

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at 2018-11-30T10:02

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at 2018-11-30T12:07

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at 2018-12-02T03:27

唉

By Blanche
at 2018-12-02T16:33

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By Steve
at 2018-12-05T19:45

可憐

By Anonymous
at 2018-12-09T04:46

你真的有朋友嗎

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at 2018-12-11T19:34

現況不就這樣，大家幹嘛生氣氣

By John
at 2018-12-14T20:38

我跟你一樣邊緣人沒朋友，但沒悲哀到要來這發廢文

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at 2018-12-15T04:29

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at 2018-12-19T14:53

有問題啊

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at 2018-12-23T04:21

讚留言分享

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at 2018-12-25T04:19

??????? 完全不知道在講什麼~

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at 2018-12-27T05:55

影射車版日常難怪被噓幫補

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at 2018-12-31T13:58

這3/]\?

By Robert
at 2019-01-03T16:16

這口條是8+9吧

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at 2019-01-06T10:31

你的酸是因爲你沒錢買......幫你寫個慘字

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at 2019-01-08T15:30

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at 2019-01-10T23:11

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at 2019-01-12T08:32

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at 2019-01-14T14:30

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at 2019-01-19T13:11

2沒有壞

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at 2019-01-20T17:30

呵呵

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at 2019-01-21T22:13

要不是看在亂說話犯法的份上，真不知道你這種人會
被罵得多難聽。

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at 2019-01-22T21:18

出去！現在！

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at 2019-01-23T10:18

你真是車版表率

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at 2019-01-25T12:12

甘我屁事笑死人

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at 2019-01-25T18:36

版主這種不用退文嗎

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at 2019-01-28T22:13

講人話

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at 2019-01-29T12:33

暑假是不是到了？

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at 2019-02-02T11:57

幻想的啦鄉民這麼好釣喔

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at 2019-02-05T14:15

你不是有紅黃360各一台

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at 2019-02-05T22:29

都給你

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at 2019-02-10T01:13

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at 2019-02-13T11:54

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at 2019-02-13T16:32

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at 2019-02-13T20:27

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at 2019-02-17T00:02

三小

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at 2019-02-19T21:39

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at 2019-02-23T11:44

乖。你沒有朋友

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at 2019-02-24T04:56

可憐

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at 2019-02-26T22:36

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at 2019-02-28T05:41

我看了什麼

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at 2019-03-04T08:04

喜氣

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at 2019-03-05T22:55

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at 2019-03-08T23:28

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at 2019-03-12T08:44

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at 2019-03-16T20:12

你就是買不起車才酸～窮逼

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at 2019-03-20T09:18

閱

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at 2019-03-24T09:37

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at 2019-03-25T14:43

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at 2019-03-25T20:10

反串的蠻好的～車版真的什麼都可以酸...

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at 2019-03-29T07:09

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at 2019-03-31T01:57

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at 2019-04-01T10:25

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at 2019-04-03T01:51

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at 2019-04-07T06:14

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at 2019-04-08T05:20

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at 2019-04-09T11:18

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at 2019-04-13T02:07

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at 2019-04-13T11:58

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at 2019-04-13T20:38

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at 2019-04-15T18:18

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By Bennie
at 2019-04-16T15:27

閱

By Hardy
at 2019-04-18T04:30

蠻好笑的

朋友買了改款前ES... - Toyota

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