父母，長輩，女生在你開車狂操你 - 開車

By Kama
at 2022-03-28T00:11

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我有個姑婆還是什麼的親戚就類似這樣

他明明沒駕照卻很愛下指導棋

限速60 你開50他就叫你開慢一點

連我開雨刷的頻率都有意見

（你雨刷要刷快一點不然看不到路）

有一次過年晚上被迫載她他又在那邊碎念

走台北辛亥地下道限速50 我大概43吧

他又發作說年輕人不要開快車你開慢點

剛好過年晚上沒什麼車

出地下道上國三甲我就大腳油門踩下去

她就開始尖叫

國三甲是一個大上坡

一路加速上去她就一直尖叫

大概到120的時候他大概嗓子啞了不叫了

我就慢下來

然後她馬上發作又開始年輕人怎樣怎樣

不等她話講完我又大腳下去

然後又是尖叫

最後到某個速度她停下來我才慢下來

就這樣重複一兩次後接下來她就閉嘴乖乖到家了

有些人就是畜生

只能用這種巴托洛夫的狗的方式

他們才會學會閉嘴管好自己

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Tags: 開車

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By Belly
at 2022-03-28T12:54

停動物園放牠下車

By Hazel
at 2022-03-29T01:36

笑死碎碎念真的很煩

By Bennie
at 2022-03-29T14:18

你自己技術太差就說啊......不覺得自己廢？

By Puput
at 2022-03-30T03:01

推你勇氣不過你不怕他搶你方向盤或是心臟病發作嗎

By Margaret
at 2022-03-30T15:43

高速公路120還好吧

By Michael
at 2022-03-31T04:25

開日系船真的會這樣我就照速限開也會被嘴開太快了

By Charlotte
at 2022-03-30T23:40

有些車不看表時速120的體感跟7、80差不多

By Megan
at 2022-03-31T12:22

直線就定速開還會被嘴技術差真的很無言

By Annie
at 2022-03-30T23:40

直接路邊臨停叫牠下車最快

By Elvira
at 2022-03-31T12:22

W124開起來很穩的

By Olga
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死，幹得好，哈哈哈哈哈

By Rachel
at 2022-03-31T12:22

一開始遇到也覺得煩但後來我都調整心態把重踩油
門後看副駕碎嘴仔哇哇叫的樣子當成一種樂趣

By Elma
at 2022-03-30T23:40

好爽.. 超想看姑婆安靜後的嘴臉

By Ingrid
at 2022-03-31T12:22

覺得療癒XDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-03-30T23:40

推一樓

By Cara
at 2022-03-31T12:22

叫她坐後面，然後晃來晃去看她多會叫

By Noah
at 2022-03-30T23:40

https://i.imgur.com/kvKORNv.jpg

By Quanna
at 2022-03-31T12:22

老賓底盤已經穩的沒話說換日本船應該嚇到得精神病

By James
at 2022-03-30T23:40

了

By Brianna
at 2022-03-31T12:22

老人的教育不能等,沒有教不會只有不會教

By Gilbert
at 2022-03-30T23:40

這樣都要嘴一下日系車…我上次坐一台E，一直勸他開
慢一點，等等開到一半突然故障很危險

By Joseph
at 2022-03-31T12:22

會尖叫的人，會做什麼真的不知道，搶方向盤感覺好

By Ula
at 2022-03-30T23:40

可怕…

By Liam
at 2022-03-31T12:22

幹的好

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-03-30T23:40

想起第一次上高速。錯過交流道我爸竟然叫我倒車回
去

By Heather
at 2022-03-31T12:22

推

By Ethan
at 2022-03-30T23:40

讚啦

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-03-31T12:22

跟我媽有類似的狀況，我大部份時只能默默給她唸

By Caitlin
at 2022-03-30T23:40

你們都太遜了我開CC上路大概五分鐘不管前座或後座
都睡著麼根本沒人會說話開船的好處顯而易見

By Delia
at 2022-03-31T12:22

好好笑

By Jake
at 2022-03-30T23:40

W124 你應該踩到200 看她會有啥反應

By Ethan
at 2022-03-31T12:22

帥啊鴻章

By Puput
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆晚安快笑死

By Ina
at 2022-03-31T12:22

124這麼穩重的好車都會尖叫，姑婆真沒品味

By Ingrid
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆晚安XDDDDDD

By Faithe
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆晚安哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Adele
at 2022-03-30T23:40

三樓被打臉哈哈哈哈

By Elvira
at 2022-03-31T12:22

推姑婆晚安

By Hedy
at 2022-03-30T23:40

1樓跟3樓都好笑XD

By Hamiltion
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆晚安XDDD

By Poppy
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆晚安超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2022-03-31T12:22

http://i.imgur.com/rtLZhOF.jpg

By Ina
at 2022-03-30T23:40

看到這篇笑死XDD

By Wallis
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆晚安笑死

By Heather
at 2022-03-30T23:40

診超討厭這種一直在碎念的

By Charlie
at 2022-03-31T12:22

笑死，我要學起來XDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-03-30T23:40

三樓笑死XDDDD

By Franklin
at 2022-03-31T12:22

笑死

By Selena
at 2022-03-30T23:40

以後看到3樓發廢文要叫他姑婆了

By Oscar
at 2022-03-31T12:22

人都是欺善怕惡啦，你順著他們，他就當你係漢仔

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死

By Quanna
at 2022-03-31T12:22

三樓要變簽名檔了，姑婆晚安

By Valerie
at 2022-03-30T23:40

3樓好好笑喔可憐哪

By Ida
at 2022-03-31T12:22

尖叫加速器

By Frederic
at 2022-03-30T23:40

她應該在車底不應該在車裡

By Margaret
at 2022-03-31T12:22

哈哈哈哈謝謝1、3樓

By Franklin
at 2022-03-30T23:40

我還以為你會把牠丟辛亥隧道，差評

By Harry
at 2022-03-31T12:22

有笑有推XDDDDD

By Susan
at 2022-03-30T23:40

畫面應該很好笑

By Ophelia
at 2022-03-31T12:22

好刺激的港覺

By Cara
at 2022-03-30T23:40

推一樓.....

By Olivia
at 2022-03-31T12:22

身旁總會有一兩個機歪人在下指導其但原po好像是
身旁的人都在念他感覺他自己多少也有問題巴

By Kristin
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆晚安

By Enid
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆晚安

By Jake
at 2022-03-30T23:40

感謝3F

By Rae
at 2022-03-31T12:22

推哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Faithe
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆晚安笑死超嗆

By Erin
at 2022-03-31T12:22

哈哈姑婆晚安哈哈

By Elma
at 2022-03-30T23:40

三樓姑婆晚安

By Necoo
at 2022-03-31T12:22

讓她去搭小黃

By Selena
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆也上ptt阿XDD

By Sandy
at 2022-03-31T12:22

好有畫面

By Irma
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死

By Dorothy
at 2022-03-31T12:22

國三甲是快速公路

By Hedda
at 2022-03-30T23:40

萬一老人家嚇到漏尿怎麼辦

By George
at 2022-03-31T12:22

下次嘗試在休息站下車

By Emma
at 2022-03-30T23:40

3樓笑死

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆半夜不睡覺還上來推文

By Kyle
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆還跑來回文笑死

By Kyle
at 2022-03-31T12:22

真的有些三寶會下奇怪指導棋XD，還有會扯你手臂的，
可怕

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-03-30T23:40

之前2x轉彎被我老婆靠北太快結果我老婆那個彎開4x

By Emma
at 2022-03-31T12:22

我大鴻章94霸氣

By Oscar
at 2022-03-30T23:40

這篇太好笑了給推

By Steve
at 2022-03-31T12:22

阿良有新綽號惹

By Elizabeth
at 2022-03-30T23:40

某樓笑死姑婆晚安XDDD

By Lucy
at 2022-03-31T12:22

我妹最愛在那邊自以為是..

By Mia
at 2022-03-30T23:40

不會開車的廢物閉嘴啦

By Lauren
at 2022-03-31T12:22

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2022-03-30T23:40

希望她不會嚇死在你車上 XD

By Olive
at 2022-03-31T12:22

好爽

By Ingrid
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆晚安!!

By Puput
at 2022-03-31T12:22

你有幾個姑婆來這邊了

By Christine
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死，姑婆晚安!!!

By Lucy
at 2022-03-31T12:22

遇到這種我都直接說給我一千我當你司機隨便你指
導不給就閉嘴

By Sarah
at 2022-03-30T23:40

推原PO回應姑婆晚安XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2022-03-31T12:22

我都刻意開得很慢，連長輩都說你開車真乖。

By Agatha
at 2022-03-30T23:40

然後就沒下一次了，供你參考

By Hardy
at 2022-03-31T12:22

中肯

By Hardy
at 2022-03-30T23:40

三樓標準嘴砲仔你應該也要滾回動物園

By Madame
at 2022-03-31T12:22

速度拉高真的就閉嘴了

By Valerie
at 2022-03-30T23:40

真有趣，不過你還是開慢一點wwwwwwww

By Poppy
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆晚安XDDD

By Frederic
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死

By Robert
at 2022-03-31T12:22

有笑有推

By Joe
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆！！！哈哈哈

By Isabella
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆真的是可怕的生物

By Rosalind
at 2022-03-30T23:40

By Harry
at 2022-03-31T12:22

笑死XDDDDDDDDDD 嗆3樓超好笑的

By Tracy
at 2022-03-30T23:40

有笑有推

By Jessica
at 2022-03-31T12:22

學廢惹

By Franklin
at 2022-03-30T23:40

嗆爆3樓笑翻要給人載就乖乖閉嘴不然自己搭計程車
看他要不要對運將指指點點

By Mason
at 2022-03-31T12:22

幹笑死

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-03-30T23:40

爽

By Gary
at 2022-03-31T12:22

推

By Lily
at 2022-03-30T23:40

原PO好幽默XDDD 姑婆晚安Make my day！

By Zenobia
at 2022-03-31T12:22

三樓姑婆早阿~(長輩圖)

By Robert
at 2022-03-30T23:40

筆記

By Donna
at 2022-03-31T12:22

哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆晚安, 真的欠嗆.....XDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2022-03-31T12:22

坐等姑婆入桶囉

By Linda
at 2022-03-30T23:40

靠北超好笑先叫他閉嘴沒效再用這招不行嗎

By Margaret
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆上來推文

By Oliver
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死很有電影感XDD

By Lydia
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆笑死

By Enid
at 2022-03-30T23:40

777

By Hardy
at 2022-03-31T12:22

有笑有推哪一部啊？

By Emma
at 2022-03-30T23:40

3樓姑婆午安

By Linda
at 2022-03-31T12:22

被一樓笑死三樓姑婆好～

By Ethan
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死

By Kama
at 2022-03-31T12:22

3樓姑婆打球

By Jake
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆也上ptt

By Faithe
at 2022-03-31T12:22

我開140我外婆完全無感ㄟ

By Catherine
at 2022-03-30T23:40

樓上...

By Mary
at 2022-03-31T12:22

靠杯笑死

By Blanche
at 2022-03-30T23:40

不過如果姑婆因為高血壓導致中風該怎麼辦?

By Selena
at 2022-03-31T12:22

老人家一緊張很難講會發生甚麼事情

By Madame
at 2022-03-30T23:40

不過她下次應該也不敢給你載了 XD

By Elma
at 2022-03-31T12:22

三樓心臟還好嗎

By Andrew
at 2022-03-30T23:40

3F姑婆嗎XD

By Oliver
at 2022-03-31T12:22

尤其是不會開車的還要碎念真的氣死人

By Catherine
at 2022-03-30T23:40

時速43要叫什麼啦吵死

By Steve
at 2022-03-31T12:22

笑死XDDD

By Harry
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死XDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2022-03-31T12:22

笑死爽啦推你

By Delia
at 2022-03-30T23:40

三樓哈哈

By Edith
at 2022-03-31T12:22

e04 爽爽

By Odelette
at 2022-03-30T23:40

這真的好方法

By Candice
at 2022-03-31T12:22

療癒這種人就是要這種方式治

By David
at 2022-03-30T23:40

靠，好有畫面

By Dorothy
at 2022-03-31T12:22

3F個性應該是沒朋友ㄅ

By Megan
at 2022-03-30T23:40

阿婆和歐巴桑怎一堆怪咖

By Agnes
at 2022-03-31T12:22

我媽也叫我高速公路不要開太快...不加速要怎麼從

By Rebecca
at 2022-03-30T23:40

外側切到內側??? 戴口罩也不能擋噪音神煩

By Megan
at 2022-03-31T12:22

雨刷頻率笑死

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死，做得好

By Linda
at 2022-03-31T12:22

紅明顯我已經把3樓暱稱改成姑婆了推薦大家改起來

By Hardy
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆晚安笑死

By Lucy
at 2022-03-31T12:22

3樓XDDDD

By Lily
at 2022-03-30T23:40

男人不壞女人不愛，說不定你姑婆已經迷上你了

By Valerie
at 2022-03-31T12:22

推你超有種

By Mason
at 2022-03-30T23:40

超好笑

By Blanche
at 2022-03-31T12:22

推國3甲120

By Cara
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆出來打球欸XDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-03-31T12:22

推姑婆甲120

By Charlie
at 2022-03-30T23:40

姑婆晚安有笑有推XDD

By Donna
at 2022-03-31T12:22

笑死

By Jack
at 2022-03-30T23:40

3F該不會剛好沒駕照

By Audriana
at 2022-03-31T12:22

既會開車又會嘴都給你帥就好了晚安 XD

By Oscar
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死推姑婆晚安

By Kama
at 2022-03-31T12:22

推姑婆晚安哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Rosalind
at 2022-03-30T23:40

3樓姑婆7pupu

By Queena
at 2022-03-31T12:22

很多長輩都這樣

By Ophelia
at 2022-03-30T23:40

3樓整個被嗆爆XDDD

By Jessica
at 2022-03-31T12:22

這時候播首頭文字D BGM，之後的事就不算事了。

By Tracy
at 2022-03-30T23:40

笑死一堆不會開車很會指揮

By Steve
at 2022-03-31T12:22

姑婆本人也有看車版

By Kumar
at 2022-03-30T23:40

遇過這種，明明不太會開，一直碎碎念出意見超煩

By Harry
at 2022-03-31T12:22

國三甲限速80ㄅ

By Andrew
at 2022-03-30T23:40

來向三樓姑婆請安

By Emma
at 2022-03-31T12:22

三樓晚安推原po

By Yedda
at 2022-03-30T23:40

看文章就覺得舒壓

By Edith
at 2022-03-31T12:22

推姑婆出來認親笑死

By Yedda
at 2022-03-30T23:40

學到了，笑死給推

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