終於忽悠不下去了!納智捷瀕臨破產邊緣 - 汽車
By Olive
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※ 引述《bbcOG (bbc)》之銘言:
: 更有網友整理了納智捷的各種問題,編成了一個段子合集。
因為很好奇426網民是怎麼酸的, 上網去找了一下 大概是這樣
1. 怎么才能让我的纳智捷车价值翻倍?
答:加满油
2. 纳智捷的说明书最后两页一般是什么?
答:公交车时间表
3. 中国为什么需要人行道?
答:为了保证纳智捷车主能走回家
4. 下山的时候怎么把我的纳智捷开得快一点?
答:关掉引擎
5. 一个比亚迪车主遇到一个纳智捷车主通常会说什么?
答:你需要我帮你拖车吗?
6. 为什么现在纳智捷有了ABS?
答:因为驾驶员经常需要紧急停车去捡从车上掉下来的零件
7. 为什么纳智捷有很大的前保险杠?
答:为了方便拖车
8. 一辆纳智捷成功开到了山顶,我们称为什么?
奇迹。两个呢?幻觉
9. 大7和优6的后挡板为什么有加热功能?
答:为了冬天用手推车的时候不太冷。
10.纳智捷后排乘客叫什么?
答:缓冲器
11.为什么纳智捷要提高他的空气动力学?
答:为了给拖它的比亚迪省油
12.怎么提高纳智捷的引擎动力?
答:放一个比亚迪的引擎。
13.怎么才能让一辆纳智捷车0-100加速小于15秒?
答:把它推下悬崖。
如果没有纳智捷,你的维修工具会生锈,
喜欢开快车的马路杀手们:买一辆纳智捷,然后永远不会超速。
买一辆纳智捷就是开一英里,然后走完剩下的。
高速限速牌:120KM/H,下面写着:纳智捷车主请尽全力开。
一个德州佬向一个年轻人炫耀他很有钱,玩过很多女人。
最后,年轻人有些不耐烦了,他问“你可以描述一下你的土地有多大吗”。
德州佬说:太阳刚出来的时候开车,到太阳落了还没开出我的地盘。
年轻人马上回答道“我很理解你,我以前也有一辆纳智捷
再補一個:
知道为什么叫纳智捷生活馆吗,因为买了后生活全在里面了,
要么在里面等待候车,要么在去修车的路上。。。
==========================================
可以感覺得到滿滿的仇恨值阿~~ XD
--
: 更有網友整理了納智捷的各種問題,編成了一個段子合集。
因為很好奇426網民是怎麼酸的, 上網去找了一下 大概是這樣
1. 怎么才能让我的纳智捷车价值翻倍?
答:加满油
2. 纳智捷的说明书最后两页一般是什么?
答:公交车时间表
3. 中国为什么需要人行道?
答:为了保证纳智捷车主能走回家
4. 下山的时候怎么把我的纳智捷开得快一点?
答:关掉引擎
5. 一个比亚迪车主遇到一个纳智捷车主通常会说什么?
答:你需要我帮你拖车吗?
6. 为什么现在纳智捷有了ABS?
答:因为驾驶员经常需要紧急停车去捡从车上掉下来的零件
7. 为什么纳智捷有很大的前保险杠?
答:为了方便拖车
8. 一辆纳智捷成功开到了山顶,我们称为什么?
奇迹。两个呢?幻觉
9. 大7和优6的后挡板为什么有加热功能?
答:为了冬天用手推车的时候不太冷。
10.纳智捷后排乘客叫什么?
答:缓冲器
11.为什么纳智捷要提高他的空气动力学?
答:为了给拖它的比亚迪省油
12.怎么提高纳智捷的引擎动力?
答:放一个比亚迪的引擎。
13.怎么才能让一辆纳智捷车0-100加速小于15秒?
答:把它推下悬崖。
如果没有纳智捷,你的维修工具会生锈,
喜欢开快车的马路杀手们:买一辆纳智捷,然后永远不会超速。
买一辆纳智捷就是开一英里,然后走完剩下的。
高速限速牌:120KM/H,下面写着:纳智捷车主请尽全力开。
一个德州佬向一个年轻人炫耀他很有钱,玩过很多女人。
最后,年轻人有些不耐烦了,他问“你可以描述一下你的土地有多大吗”。
德州佬说:太阳刚出来的时候开车,到太阳落了还没开出我的地盘。
年轻人马上回答道“我很理解你,我以前也有一辆纳智捷
再補一個:
知道为什么叫纳智捷生活馆吗,因为买了后生活全在里面了,
要么在里面等待候车,要么在去修车的路上。。。
==========================================
可以感覺得到滿滿的仇恨值阿~~ XD
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17年柴油Kuga開高速換車道會晃
By Thomas
at 2017-04-13T11:44
at 2017-04-13T11:44
汽車時間都會變快,是否跟相對論有關?
By Kelly
at 2017-04-13T11:07
at 2017-04-13T11:07
HYUNDAIMIGHTY14年車折舊.?
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-04-13T10:43
at 2017-04-13T10:43
北部Baleno菜單
By Anonymous
at 2017-04-13T10:19
at 2017-04-13T10:19