網傳 Toyota 將召回有滲水問題 RAV4？台灣總代理回應： - Toyota

By Poppy
at 2020-12-03T03:21

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豐乙己一到店，所有鄉民便都看著他笑

有的叫道，「豐乙己，你CVT又上課了！」

他不回答，對櫃裡說，「來套車美仕，要不會當機的」
便推出影音特仕車。

他們又故意的高聲嚷道，「你車頂一定又漏水了！」

豐乙己睜大眼睛說，「你怎麼這樣憑空污人清白……」
「什麼清白？我前天親眼見你雨天開車，穿雨衣。」

豐乙己便漲紅了臉，額上的青筋條條綻出
爭辯道，「漏水不算災情……個案！
……銷售第一的事，能算災情麼？」

接連便是難懂的話，

什麼「TNGA」，什麼「日本進口」之類

引得眾人都鬨笑起來：店內外充滿了快活的空氣。

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Tags: Toyota 開車

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By Ingrid
at 2020-12-05T12:36

呃.....這個回覆是要表達？

By Kyle
at 2020-12-09T13:52

說人話很難嗎？

By Carol
at 2020-12-13T22:40

好好笑喔

By Jack
at 2020-12-17T07:13

嘻嘻

By Olga
at 2020-12-20T04:23

可能看到銷量崩潰了吧

By Bethany
at 2020-12-24T01:58

孔乙己

By Wallis
at 2020-12-24T15:51

國文課泥

By Isla
at 2020-12-29T03:05

巳全已半己全開，乙字斜斜真可愛

By Mia
at 2020-12-30T10:21

哈哈哈哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2021-01-04T01:34

你是不是覺得很幽默？

By Belly
at 2021-01-09T01:21

滿好笑的

By Callum
at 2021-01-13T20:41

廢文，當你個版？

By Doris
at 2021-01-16T01:51

By Lydia
at 2021-01-18T08:38

三小....

By Franklin
at 2021-01-21T00:04

別把這套帶來ptt

By Yedda
at 2021-01-24T04:24

小弟資質駑鈍，你可以再白話些嗎？還是怕被告

By Brianna
at 2021-01-28T21:41

XDDDD

By Megan
at 2021-02-02T21:18

應該是別把這套帶來車板

By James
at 2021-02-07T03:22

這梗不錯啊XDDDD

By Elvira
at 2021-02-11T02:07

額我該笑嗎

By Jacky
at 2021-02-12T04:21

其實有點好笑，但已經不是討論了...

By Caroline
at 2021-02-15T17:22

煞車失靈，沒電，還有個汽油泵跟三角板龜裂，要加
進去才更有梗

By Candice
at 2021-02-17T07:18

我覺得好笑，給推

By Yuri
at 2021-02-18T12:14

看河粉崩潰就是舒服

By Andrew
at 2021-02-20T20:31

其實我覺得作文文化的不錯啊，車版原來不能玩這套

By Irma
at 2021-02-23T12:53

笑惹~有創意

By Daph Bay
at 2021-02-26T16:44

語畢哄堂大笑

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-03-01T22:22

蠻好笑的

By Susan
at 2021-03-05T07:49

好笑歸好笑但廢文還是要2

By Linda
at 2021-03-09T09:41

太有才了，真神人也！

By Annie
at 2021-03-13T15:08

輸血救神車

By Olive
at 2021-03-15T13:02

笑死

By Kristin
at 2021-03-17T03:17

和粉會來噓只有他們覺得不好笑

By Odelette
at 2021-03-20T07:17

蠻好笑的推推

By Brianna
at 2021-03-22T22:24

這篇蠻有意義的啊！只是不是用白話文而已

By Hedda
at 2021-03-26T03:51

補血推

By Edwina
at 2021-03-29T00:11

求完整版可以放進國小課文

By Anthony
at 2021-04-02T22:03

業務7PUPU 笑死

By Yuri
at 2021-04-03T05:44

樓上不要亂說，你怎麼會認為牠們看的懂？

By Selena
at 2021-04-04T11:27

尤其是想的出也真做出長期埋伏社團裡，只為獲得各
種違規寫真照這種蠢事的人XDDD

By Lauren
at 2021-04-09T09:49

前面和粉狂噓

By Franklin
at 2021-04-09T20:28

蠻有才的啊還是因為牛牌酸不起

By Joseph
at 2021-04-14T02:10

有笑有推！可以借轉就可版嗎？！

By Emma
at 2021-04-17T06:40

靠北 XDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2021-04-18T14:10

偷油牠業務好生氣

By Kyle
at 2021-04-20T13:57

哈哈哈

By Erin
at 2021-04-22T13:29

和粉怒噓

By Emily
at 2021-04-24T20:51

XDD

By Charlotte
at 2021-04-29T13:06

蠻好笑搭，前幾樓很急喔

By Harry
at 2021-05-03T19:53

怎麼辦我是不是老了我看不懂

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-05-06T15:15

幫補血我覺得滿好笑的

By Sarah
at 2021-05-09T06:46

和粉崩潰

By Sarah
at 2021-05-12T07:12

無聊...這種垃圾文章該捅了吧...

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-05-14T08:32

好多暴怒的業務，哈哈哈哈

By Hedda
at 2021-05-18T04:22

我以為來錯版

By Quintina
at 2021-05-18T17:14

下去領七天

By Agatha
at 2021-05-21T01:06

甲上

By Damian
at 2021-05-25T10:47

河粉崩潰更好笑

By Megan
at 2021-05-28T07:58

崩潰秀XDD

By Charlie
at 2021-05-30T12:48

廢文，滾。

By Irma
at 2021-06-03T09:30

好多崩潰

By Eartha
at 2021-06-05T09:32

01才是廢文王阿

By Audriana
at 2021-06-06T04:38

一排業務大崩潰哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2021-06-10T20:50

還不錯笑啦給推

By Una
at 2021-06-14T09:13

有人崩潰給推哈哈哈哈哈

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-06-16T07:37

◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣

By Lucy
at 2021-06-19T18:47

哈哈哈

網傳 Toyota 將召回有滲水問題 RAV4？台灣總代理回應： - Toyota

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