中國網民眼中的納智捷 - 開車
By Necoo
at 2017-09-06T20:55
at 2017-09-06T20:55
Table of Contents
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1. 怎麼才能讓我的納智捷車價值翻倍?
答:加滿油
2. 納智捷的說明書最後兩頁一般是什麼?
答:公交車時間表
3. 中國為什麼需要人行道?
答:為了保證納智捷車主能走回家
4. 下山的時候怎麼把我的納智捷開得快一點?
答:關掉引擎
5. 一個比亞迪車主遇到一個納智捷車主通常會說什麼?
答:你需要我幫你拖車嗎?
6. 為什麼現在納智捷有了ABS?
答:因為駕駛員經常需要緊急停車去撿從車上掉下來的零件
7. 為什麼納智捷有很大的前保險槓?
答:為了方便拖車
8. 一輛納智捷成功開到了山頂,我們稱為什麼?
奇蹟。兩個呢?幻覺
9. 大7和優6的後擋板為什麼有加熱功能?
答:為了冬天用手推車的時候不太冷。
10.納智捷後排乘客叫什麼?
答:緩衝器
11.為什麼納智捷要提高他的空氣動力學?
答:為了給拖它的比亞迪省油
12.怎麼提高納智捷的引擎動力?
答:放一個比亞迪的引擎。
13.怎麼才能讓一輛納智捷車0-100加速小於15秒?
答:把它推下懸崖。
如果沒有納智捷,你的維修工具會生鏽,喜歡開快車的馬路殺手們:買一輛納智捷,然後
永遠不會超速。買一輛納智捷就是開一英里,然後走完剩下的。高速限速牌:120KM/H,
下面寫著:納智捷車主請盡全力開。
一個德州佬向一個年輕人炫耀他很有錢,玩過很多女人。最後,年輕人有些不耐煩了,他
問「你可以描述一下你的土地有多大嗎」。德州佬說:太陽剛出來的時候開車,到太陽落
了還沒開出我的地盤。年輕人馬上回答道「我很理解你,我以前也有一輛納智捷。」
再加碼一個: 知道為什麼叫納智捷生活館嗎,因為買了後生活全在裡面了, 要嘛在裡面
等待候車,要嘛在去修車的路上。 。 。
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1. 怎麼才能讓我的納智捷車價值翻倍?
答:加滿油
2. 納智捷的說明書最後兩頁一般是什麼?
答:公交車時間表
3. 中國為什麼需要人行道?
答:為了保證納智捷車主能走回家
4. 下山的時候怎麼把我的納智捷開得快一點?
答:關掉引擎
5. 一個比亞迪車主遇到一個納智捷車主通常會說什麼?
答:你需要我幫你拖車嗎?
6. 為什麼現在納智捷有了ABS?
答:因為駕駛員經常需要緊急停車去撿從車上掉下來的零件
7. 為什麼納智捷有很大的前保險槓?
答:為了方便拖車
8. 一輛納智捷成功開到了山頂,我們稱為什麼?
奇蹟。兩個呢?幻覺
9. 大7和優6的後擋板為什麼有加熱功能?
答:為了冬天用手推車的時候不太冷。
10.納智捷後排乘客叫什麼?
答:緩衝器
11.為什麼納智捷要提高他的空氣動力學?
答:為了給拖它的比亞迪省油
12.怎麼提高納智捷的引擎動力?
答:放一個比亞迪的引擎。
13.怎麼才能讓一輛納智捷車0-100加速小於15秒?
答:把它推下懸崖。
如果沒有納智捷,你的維修工具會生鏽,喜歡開快車的馬路殺手們:買一輛納智捷,然後
永遠不會超速。買一輛納智捷就是開一英里,然後走完剩下的。高速限速牌:120KM/H,
下面寫著:納智捷車主請盡全力開。
一個德州佬向一個年輕人炫耀他很有錢,玩過很多女人。最後,年輕人有些不耐煩了,他
問「你可以描述一下你的土地有多大嗎」。德州佬說:太陽剛出來的時候開車,到太陽落
了還沒開出我的地盤。年輕人馬上回答道「我很理解你,我以前也有一輛納智捷。」
再加碼一個: 知道為什麼叫納智捷生活館嗎,因為買了後生活全在裡面了, 要嘛在裡面
等待候車,要嘛在去修車的路上。 。 。
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逍遙一身而忘齡
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