幹你娘嚇死 - 汽車

By Elma
at 2023-05-03T22:10

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我19年Model X啦
出國五天今天回國，車子就沒反應了

直覺小電池掛掉，這樣應該是第二次了
打電話給台特，也不知道今天搞什麼特別早沒人，轉到大陸去
然後大陸那邊就直接幫我叫拖吊（台特道路救援）

車來了之後接電，嗯沒辦法入檔，拖吊大哥說可能大電掛了，還是得拖走

我的車位在坡上，大概25度左右，車頭朝上
沒有動力補助方向盤超重煞車超延遲，這樣往斜坡滑一段距離讓拖吊車能扣住
這裡我在車上握方向盤已經緊張的一身汗了

扣住之後，要拉上拖吊車，前面有說那個坡道大概25度，再加上拖吊車的坡度大概有40度以
上

我問拖吊大哥，這樣鋼纜不會斷嗎？
他說，有可能喔畢竟X很重
我再問，啊斷掉會怎樣？
他說，你會聽到蹦的很大一聲然後快速往後滑，那你就踩煞車

……那我就踩煞車厚

然後第一次往上拖，後輪角度不對，放下來重拉一次
第二次往車上拖，角度對了喔喔喔喔蹦

幹你娘啊啊啊啊啊我超用力的踩煞車
媽的真的差點尿出來

莫非定律啊草，解鎖成就纜繩斷裂

總之拖吊大哥不知道發揮了童軍幾級的功力拿纜繩打了一個活結，總算順利拖上去了

幹你娘嚇死，往後滑下山沒撞死別人也撞死我自己了吧
如果大電壞掉你台特最好明天有代步車吼，我後天要去南部出差啊啊啊啊

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Tags: 汽車

All Comments

By Thomas
at 2023-05-04T10:24

慘特斯拉真的QQ

By Isla
at 2023-05-04T22:38

有笑有推

By Enid
at 2023-05-05T10:53

轉到大陸是哪招真的當中國台灣是吧

By Freda
at 2023-05-05T23:07

X大電池壞掉比比皆是習慣就好沒修幾個月算很棒了

By Candice
at 2023-05-06T11:21

抱歉我笑了

By Elvira
at 2023-05-06T23:36

蘋果客服也是中國人接聽正常

By Rosalind
at 2023-05-07T11:50

笑死

By Elvira
at 2023-05-08T00:04

哇！！真的幹你娘！！！！

By Sierra Rose
at 2023-05-08T12:19

就全球性政策沒什麼美國打電話也是印度接聽

By Belly
at 2023-05-09T00:33

下次不要買了

By Ina
at 2023-05-09T12:47

笑死

By Ivy
at 2023-05-09T05:36

就問一句，下一台還買特斯拉嗎

By Daniel
at 2023-05-09T17:51

買特斯拉就沒這問題

By Rachel
at 2023-05-09T05:36

可憐叫你買cc就好你不要

By Suhail Hany
at 2023-05-09T17:51

誰叫你要買電車不買特斯拉

By Anonymous
at 2023-05-09T05:36

真的被拉斷的話鋼纜甩出去的力道能讓人直接腰斬耶

By Faithe
at 2023-05-09T17:51

真車主分享給推

By Annie
at 2023-05-09T05:36

幫自己立flag哈哈哈

By David
at 2023-05-09T17:51

嚇死

By Joe
at 2023-05-09T05:36

打結功力也太強大

By Adele
at 2023-05-09T17:51

身歷其境的敘述，怕！

By Heather
at 2023-05-09T05:36

推分享

By Kumar
at 2023-05-09T17:51

鋼纜打活結？

By Ida
at 2023-05-09T05:36

刺激

By Tom
at 2023-05-09T17:51

我也好想要一台特斯拉

By Leila
at 2023-05-09T05:36

看吧被重量所束縛的人類都是這樣

By Dorothy
at 2023-05-09T17:51

簡直笑死

By Charlie
at 2023-05-09T05:36

忍不住了XD

By Valerie
at 2023-05-09T17:51

沒電還有煞車喔笑死

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2023-05-09T05:36

恭喜免費換新電池

By Tracy
at 2023-05-09T17:51

笑死誰叫你要立flag

By Charlotte
at 2023-05-09T05:36

感覺笑了很沒道德，但抱歉我忍不住

By Dorothy
at 2023-05-09T17:51

嚇濕啦

By Hardy
at 2023-05-09T05:36

笑

By Barb Cronin
at 2023-05-09T17:51

司機大哥太猛了吧

By Carolina Franco
at 2023-05-09T05:36

哎唷有斷掉概念喔感覺沒問司機也不會意識到

By Rae
at 2023-05-09T17:51

特斯拉沒這問題

By Ethan
at 2023-05-09T05:36

如果在家一直插著是不是就能避免這種情況？

By Jack
at 2023-05-09T17:51

台灣有25度的公路坡度？25度就46%的坡度了捏就算25
%也是很嚇人的斜了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2023-05-09T05:36

靠北竟然真的蹦了……
鋼纜斷掉超可怕，沒有亂噴真的好運

By Zora
at 2023-05-09T17:51

圖在哪

By Tristan Cohan
at 2023-05-09T05:36

看來短期內真的不要買特找自己麻煩

By Daniel
at 2023-05-09T17:51

喔喔喔喔蹦

By Jack
at 2023-05-09T05:36

怕爆

By Todd Johnson
at 2023-05-09T17:51

對不起我笑了

By Hardy
at 2023-05-09T05:36

開電車就回不去了

By Una
at 2023-05-09T17:51

幹笑死推

By Jacky
at 2023-05-09T05:36

X 不是出名的故障率最高，不用驚嚇

By Ingrid
at 2023-05-09T17:51

欸對不起我嘴角很不爭氣的彎了

By Edward Lewis
at 2023-05-09T05:36

我大台特就是屌！

By Genevieve
at 2023-05-09T17:51

乾這經驗一輩子不會忘

By Emily
at 2023-05-09T05:36

你真幽默，用幽默感大事化小，小事化無，祝福你

By Frederica
at 2023-05-09T17:51

拖肥宅斷鋼索？

By Oliver
at 2023-05-09T05:36

趕快租車先

By Callum
at 2023-05-09T17:51

換新電池也很可能不是全新電池，是整新品，能撐多久
也不知道，在開個4-5年再壞就要花很大條的，省下來
的油錢保養費一次討回來，這就是電車

By Edwina
at 2023-05-09T05:36

到時候下滑撞到不知道算誰的XD

By Harry
at 2023-05-09T17:51

2019那批是不是有點…

By Andrew
at 2023-05-09T05:36

有笑有推

By Xanthe
at 2023-05-09T17:51

個案吧

By Edith
at 2023-05-09T05:36

有笑有推開特斯拉樂趣真多

By Vanessa
at 2023-05-09T17:51

這文筆給推，幸好我小型五門掀背油車沒那麼重

By Xanthe
at 2023-05-09T05:36

笑死推

By Doris
at 2023-05-09T17:51

鋼纜繃斷不會切兩半啦很久以前的流言終結者做過

By Franklin
at 2023-05-09T05:36

「新」電池，呵呵

By Lily
at 2023-05-09T17:51

笑死

By Hazel
at 2023-05-09T05:36

買這種車的就是找自己麻煩啊
沒看林志穎都差點去了

By Lily
at 2023-05-09T17:51

開Toyota沒這個問題

By Brianna
at 2023-05-09T05:36

我想我應該不會去解鎖這種成就XD

By Yedda
at 2023-05-09T17:51

看到中國客服幫忙叫拖吊車就笑了

By Hardy
at 2023-05-09T05:36

之前看影片x系列電池更換要100萬還是維修過的不是
全新

By Ophelia
at 2023-05-09T17:51

差點用過就回不去了

By Rebecca
at 2023-05-09T05:36

哈哈哈哈

By Genevieve
at 2023-05-09T17:51

好在意活結是哪種

By Genevieve
at 2023-05-09T05:36

照片勒？

By Olive
at 2023-05-09T17:51

25度的車位哪裡有我也來買一格

By Ula
at 2023-05-09T05:36

謠言終結者甩過豬沒腰斬

By Necoo
at 2023-05-09T17:51

作文寫得不錯給佳作

By Annie
at 2023-05-09T05:36

25杜你有概念是什麼斜度嗎 XDDD

By Emma
at 2023-05-09T17:51

不可能25度

By Odelette
at 2023-05-09T05:36

絕命終結站劇情XD

By Sandy
at 2023-05-09T17:51

呼叫副教

By Gilbert
at 2023-05-09T05:36

流言終結者差點變成絕命終結站

By Wallis
at 2023-05-09T17:51

乾好險有問有心理準備

By Harry
at 2023-05-09T05:36

有影片嗎？一定很精彩

By Ula
at 2023-05-09T17:51

抱歉我笑了

By Steve
at 2023-05-09T05:36

https://i.imgur.com/bqOgURa.jpg 40度自己對照一

By Blanche
at 2023-05-09T17:51

下，唬爛不用打草稿

By Michael
at 2023-05-09T05:36

人家說的是坡度

By Necoo
at 2023-05-09T17:51

給樓上，坡度用百分比、千分比沒有單位

By Catherine
at 2023-05-09T05:36

坡度是用%，25%跟40%已經是超陡坡了。

By Iris
at 2023-05-09T17:51

笑死大哥有夠淡定的回答

By Ida
at 2023-05-09T05:36

By Iris
at 2023-05-09T17:51

推 hanchueh : 恭喜免費換新電池

By Poppy
at 2023-05-09T05:36

之前看越野救援纜繩斷掉直接把引擎蓋打一個大凹

By Doris
at 2023-05-09T17:51

大哥：你是這個月第__個我拖ㄉ

By Agnes
at 2023-05-09T05:36

請準備輪擋

By Belly
at 2023-05-09T17:51

拖吊大哥感覺什麼大風大浪都見過ㄌ

By Harry
at 2023-05-09T05:36

恭喜大電池壞了

By Iris
at 2023-05-09T17:51

恭喜免費換修過的電池

By Joseph
at 2023-05-09T05:36

特斯拉沒這問題

By Queena
at 2023-05-09T17:51

小電池保固幾年？

By Sarah
at 2023-05-09T05:36

大哥感覺常遇到

By Eden
at 2023-05-09T17:51

副教主,自己不是說要電池要連莊,才有機會換新的???

By Ophelia
at 2023-05-09T05:36

這篇要不要照慣例推個 [開特斯拉沒這問題]??

By Rachel
at 2023-05-09T17:51

關我p4

By Una
at 2023-05-09T05:36

看一下我大圈圈

By Thomas
at 2023-05-09T17:51

XDDDD

By Donna
at 2023-05-09T05:36

怕

By William
at 2023-05-09T17:51

你文筆真好 XD

By Hedwig
at 2023-05-09T05:36

你形容的有聲有色哈

By Poppy
at 2023-05-09T17:51

特粉下場

By Madame
at 2023-05-09T05:36

推一下文筆真好害我笑出來抱歉 XD

By James
at 2023-05-09T17:51

草

By Olivia
at 2023-05-09T05:36

有畫面

By Quanna
at 2023-05-09T17:51

您面前有沒有鋼索飛？

By Tristan Cohan
at 2023-05-09T05:36

我手排考上坡起步車子超爛手煞沒有很穩也是狂踩

By Harry
at 2023-05-09T17:51

煞車到底怕往後溜

By Isabella
at 2023-05-09T05:36

XDDD

By Freda
at 2023-05-09T17:51

才五天放著就壞？

By Callum
at 2023-05-09T05:36

嚇死

By Andrew
at 2023-05-09T17:51

25度你文組嗎？

By Lily
at 2023-05-09T05:36

哈哈

By Belly
at 2023-05-09T17:51

放五天就掛掉怎那麼爛

By Callum
at 2023-05-09T05:36

24小時非台灣上班時間才轉到中國合理

By Susan
at 2023-05-09T17:51

不買我買但買不起

By Harry
at 2023-05-09T05:36

成就解鎖

By Victoria
at 2023-05-09T17:51

電話被轉去中國，還以為特斯拉變成BYD貼牌車。

By Jacky
at 2023-05-09T05:36

馬區長底下的，轉中國很正常。

By George
at 2023-05-09T17:51

推文一堆坡度角度不分的

By Faithe
at 2023-05-09T05:36

開始上課了！？

By Isabella
at 2023-05-09T17:51

特斯拉沒這個問題謝謝

By Sierra Rose
at 2023-05-09T05:36

特不是有拖車模式? 這種情況無法用嗎?

By Ophelia
at 2023-05-09T17:51

上拖車的斜度大概30%有吧，是說只有我感到好奇，他
的鋼索斷裂後怎麼打結？鋼索那麼粗，那樣的硬度有
辦法自己打結？可以分享一下前畫面，斷裂當下嗎，
感覺真的會嚇死

By Tristan Cohan
at 2023-05-09T05:36

前面是鋼索，後來寫纜繩
可能是不同條東西。

By Olive
at 2023-05-09T17:51

繃真的很可怕

By Tom
at 2023-05-09T05:36

噗明明很慘被你寫的好好笑等待你分享後續
你

By Hedda
at 2023-05-09T17:51

想看鋼纜童軍結XD

By Sierra Rose
at 2023-05-09T05:36

特斯拉過保固是不是二手價慘慘

By Elvira
at 2023-05-09T17:51

…好慘

By Oscar
at 2023-05-09T05:36

特斯拉沒這問題

By Poppy
at 2023-05-09T17:51

特斯拉電池出保不一定是給新電池喔，整新也有可能

By Cara
at 2023-05-09T05:36

都沒圖喔？而且放五天就沒電是哪招

By Daph Bay
at 2023-05-09T17:51

圖？

By Faithe
at 2023-05-09T05:36

這會死人的，中國就有人在拉力賽被斷掉拖車繩打死

By Faithe
at 2023-05-09T17:51

文字生動我仿佛看到斷掉的鋼纜在我眼前甩過

By Odelette
at 2023-05-09T05:36

這坡度快要連一般125都爬不上去了，在哪啊？

By Thomas
at 2023-05-09T17:51

只有經歷過鋼纜斷掉的人才知道，真的是淦林涼

By Daph Bay
at 2023-05-09T05:36

能從車尾推上去嗎？這樣坡度互抵是不是會比較好拉
上車？

By Queena
at 2023-05-09T17:51

沒電哨兵還能作動嗎?放影片來欣賞一下啊

By David
at 2023-05-09T05:36

特斯拉好強唷

By Sarah
at 2023-05-09T17:51

這個有梗
推～

By Tracy
at 2023-05-09T05:36

身歷其境感謝分享笑死

By Sarah
at 2023-05-09T17:51

台特不拉中國特拉

By Zenobia
at 2023-05-09T05:36

太有趣了wwwwww

By Rosalind
at 2023-05-09T17:51

特斯拉沒這問題，你這台不是特斯拉。

By Gilbert
at 2023-05-09T05:36

怕

By Agatha
at 2023-05-09T17:51

抱歉看到笑出來哈哈哈哈哈太生動了

By Puput
at 2023-05-09T05:36

推文筆XDDDD

By Megan
at 2023-05-09T17:51

我不相信，晚點沒有報導再推回來

By Emily
at 2023-05-09T05:36

大概原本是用線盤絞鋼索,鋼索斷了,改用車上的吊布
條(拖吊車上面都有掛好幾條長長的白布繩條,那個吧)

By Olive
at 2023-05-09T17:51

破車…

By Carolina Franco
at 2023-05-09T05:36

讓鋼索飛一會兒

By Agatha
at 2023-05-09T17:51

轉到中特也沒啥,都是華語特斯拉,那邊工資比較便宜

By Mason
at 2023-05-09T05:36

晚上台灣要遵照勞基法給員工休息,不能996
下班後的客服應接call in 就網路電話轉過去就好了

By Una
at 2023-05-09T17:51

馬的爛特！

By Gary
at 2023-05-09T05:36

笑死這文筆好棒推一下

By Bennie
at 2023-05-09T17:51

文筆很有才，身歷其境！

By Daniel
at 2023-05-09T05:36

RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

By Hedy
at 2023-05-09T17:51

你用語音輸入484

By Poppy
at 2023-05-09T05:36

拖吊大哥童軍技能點滿

By Frederic
at 2023-05-09T17:51

推推

By Annie
at 2023-05-09T05:36

有笑有推

By Damian
at 2023-05-09T17:51

有畫面有聲音，讚

By James
at 2023-05-09T05:36

哇靠，真的遇到斷掉，這也是少見

By Lucy
at 2023-05-09T17:51

笑死，文字有聲音

By Kelly
at 2023-05-09T05:36

恭喜福大命大解鎖新成就哈

By Frederica
at 2023-05-09T17:51

苦中作樂給推

By Blanche
at 2023-05-09T05:36

幹你嚇死我笑死

By George
at 2023-05-09T17:51

還真的是開過就回不去了..

By Yuri
at 2023-05-09T05:36

刺激XD

By James
at 2023-05-09T17:51

陸特有效率讚

By Ursula
at 2023-05-09T05:36

哈哈

By Mia
at 2023-05-09T17:51

19年X 的大電有問題是通案，很多人換整新品電池了

By Enid
at 2023-05-09T05:36

哇靠這哪來的坡度停車位

幹你娘嚇死 - 汽車

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