福乙己 - 保養

Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2022-05-12T14:49

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福乙己一到店，所有車板的人便都看着他笑，有的叫道，「福乙己，你又在連續刁車了！
」他不回答，對保養廠說，「修變速箱，引擎腳需要換新。」便排出九萬學費。他們又故
意的高聲嚷道，「你沒過多久一定又會回來上課的！」福乙己睜大眼睛說，「你怎麼這樣
憑空汚人清白……」「什麼清白？我前天才看到你回來換換水箱，還漏著水。」福乙己便
漲紅了臉，額上的青筋條條綻出，爭辯道，「水箱不能算漏……只是螺絲沒轉緊！……福
特的車，CP值高！」接連便是難懂的話，什麼「操控性優」，什麼「硼鋼」之類，引得衆
人都鬨笑起來：車板內外充滿了快活的空氣。

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剛好發買福特心得就很多學長心得XD
買福特第一步不外乎就是先給人家笑一笑
但自己喜歡跟能接受才是最重要的
祝福車板板友都可以找到自己喜歡的車

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All Comments

Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2022-05-13T21:52
有笑，但不確定會不會被桶，所以卡個位先
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2022-05-15T04:56
這裡也要文藝復興了嗎
John avatar
By John
at 2022-05-16T11:59
蠻好笑的XD 車主自嘲希望板主刀下留人
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2022-05-15T21:54
推同學分享 希望不會被和諧
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2022-05-17T04:57
這樣不行
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2022-05-15T21:54
笑著笑著，就哭了....
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2022-05-17T04:57
不錯
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2022-05-15T21:54
我以為來到爐石板
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2022-05-17T04:57
唉喲~車板哪牌不被笑，大小聲的差別而已
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-05-15T21:54
不知道多久會刪文 先推
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2022-05-17T04:57
同學好
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2022-05-15T21:54
他牌車主說句公道話，開過Focus、小肥跟Escort
Una avatar
By Una
at 2022-05-17T04:57
笑死
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-05-15T21:54
其實駕駛體驗都是好的，當然是在沒狀況的前提下
只能說有一好沒兩好吧
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-05-17T04:57
福特之亂XD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2022-05-15T21:54
XD 不小心也笑了
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-05-17T04:57
笑死
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-05-15T21:54
喜歡修車也是一種喜歡
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2022-05-17T04:57
太哭了 先推起來看福粉崩潰
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-05-15T21:54
水桶浸泡法
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2022-05-17T04:57
車板內外充滿了快活的空氣XD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2022-05-15T21:54
這什麼梗?
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-05-17T04:57
笑死 預防性上香
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2022-05-15T21:54
https://bit.ly/37FQb7o (出處參考)
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2022-05-17T04:57
優文
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2022-05-15T21:54
開開看
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2022-05-17T04:57
笑了
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2022-05-15T21:54
萬用文
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-05-17T04:57
有笑有推
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2022-05-15T21:54
笑了 推
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2022-05-17T04:57
懂自嘲給推
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2022-05-15T21:54
優文推
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2022-05-17T04:57
車主自嘲給推
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2022-05-15T21:54
XDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2022-05-17T04:57
萬用文XDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2022-05-15T21:54
這格式真好用XDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2022-05-17T04:57
身為福特車主，笑著笑著就哭了
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2022-05-15T21:54
自嘲給推XD 別那麼氣噗噗嘛
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2022-05-17T04:57
福祿仔十幾年前就在上課了上到現在www
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2022-05-15T21:54
福鹿仔牽到北京還是福鹿仔
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2022-05-17T04:57
福方總教練喊暫停，法務可能準備上場
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2022-05-15T21:54
自嘲給推
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2022-05-17T04:57
嘻嘻
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2022-05-15T21:54
優
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2022-05-17T04:57
下一篇 福特演義
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-05-15T21:54
XDDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2022-05-17T04:57
讚
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-05-15T21:54
優文，大學同學也有一台正在氣
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2022-05-17T04:57
真的快活的空氣
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2022-05-15T21:54
原po幽默大器
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-05-17T04:57
粗暴文藝 XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2022-05-15T21:54
先證明自己擁有福特再來看桶不桶
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2022-05-17T04:57
你知道輪胎有三種破法嗎
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2022-05-15T21:54
酸夠了沒
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2022-05-17T04:57
笑死 給推
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2022-05-15T21:54
XDDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2022-05-17T04:57
夭壽 文學造詣好高...！
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2022-05-15T21:54
https://i.imgur.com/orTrCM9.jpg
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2022-05-17T04:57
我昨天剛剛修了渦輪水塞的學分，學姊在分享筆記要
趕快抄啊啊啊
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2022-05-15T21:54
同學真有文學素養
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2022-05-17T04:57
XDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-05-15T21:54
有笑
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2022-05-17T04:57
還好當年上課的是老爸,雖然家人會被強迫旁聽…
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2022-05-15T21:54
有笑有推
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2022-05-17T04:57
好久沒看到 給推
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2022-05-15T21:54
竟然有人不知孔乙己？！
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2022-05-17T04:57
笑了 空氣真快活
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2022-05-15T21:54
渦輪水塞，變2021 MK4 FOCUS通病？
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2022-05-17T04:57
真快活
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-05-15T21:54
優文推推
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2022-05-17T04:57
好不快活
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2022-05-15T21:54
不錯不錯
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2022-05-17T04:57
笑死，死忠福粉的寫照
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2022-05-15T21:54
超好笑
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-05-17T04:57
要不是有硼鋼還真看不出那一福
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2022-05-15T21:54
同梯的到時候補修再一起上課吧
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2022-05-17T04:57
認真好文
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-05-15T21:54
笑死
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2022-05-17T04:57
笑死，希望不要被桶XD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2022-05-15T21:54
祝福福特板友都可以不要修到自己喜歡的車
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-05-17T04:57
太屌了
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2022-05-15T21:54
怎麼說呢 反正道路表現把同價位大多數車摁在地上摩
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2022-05-17T04:57
擦
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2022-05-15T21:54
福乙己XD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-05-17T04:57
這家的車買過一次就不碰了

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