高速公路遇到烏龜車其實不用太生氣 - 汽車

By Margaret
at 2016-06-01T12:00

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事情是這樣子的

上禮拜我坐著前輩的U6準備趕場去見客戶

一個碰巧在高速公路的時候遇到Colt Plus開超車道90km/h 中線道Tiida 80km/h

因為本魯本身是個很急躁的人駕駛前輩還沒講話我三字經就先噴出來了

結果前輩馬上安撫我叫我不要太生氣

他說這兩台車子都不像U6剛性那麼硬強韌的ABC柱加上誠意時十足的結構

拖板車撞都沒問題他們車子沒有配備這些開這麼慢合情合理!!

我還是不悅的說道:至少也要開到120km/h吧?開90跟80?給誰尊重阿?

沒想到前輩扒了我一掌說:

開80撞下去還有完整的，開120你父母還要到處去撿碎片，你還有孝心嗎?

這一掌十足打醒了我這個死屁孩心態

從此改掉到處亂鑽的習慣

就算是開著車板神車Mazda 3，我仍然遵循著前輩的教誨

畢竟

生命誠可貴，切勿開快車

以上真人真事，各位車板板友下次看到烏龜車時

先閉上嘴巴，好好冷靜，想想你的家人，你的罰單自然也會少一點

謝謝

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By Anthony
at 2016-06-01T19:58

開多少跟撞不撞是兩回事開慢車可以請到右側

By Quanna
at 2016-06-02T15:46

開90內線就去死吧

By Kyle
at 2016-06-04T16:11

那就不要開上高速公路阿

By Rebecca
at 2016-06-07T20:43

樓上記得別開太快

By George
at 2016-06-08T16:00

開80的麻煩去開卡丁車好嗎?

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-06-09T17:57

遇到龜車我都換個心境當是前導車就好，開車就是要心平氣和

By Eden
at 2016-06-10T10:21

關我屁事

By Poppy
at 2016-06-12T15:10

以前在內線遇到vios, 閃他大燈, 結果vios 拉快速度想切出
去或繼續往前, 整台車晃的可怕
這種他出事你也會賠掉半條命, 小心為上鄉民的話參考就
好

By Zora
at 2016-06-13T09:15

開 90 怎不開單

By Brianna
at 2016-06-14T09:54

鹽董的工讀生?下去領500

By Ursula
at 2016-06-16T02:19

看id就知道是反串，推一個

By Iris
at 2016-06-21T00:47

優6推廣文啊

By Bethany
at 2016-06-24T00:30

中線外線慢速開我沒意見，超車道還龜速乾脆車子賣一賣

By Jessica
at 2016-06-27T05:57

怕撿鮪魚開省道限速70 龜車50 撞下去臉歪掉而已很安全

By Lily
at 2016-06-29T16:42

豪洨文桶

By Hamiltion
at 2016-06-29T23:12

龜車別上高速～害人害己

By Kama
at 2016-06-30T08:36

龜車:謝謝你的體諒我們繼續聊天講手機看風景防空唷

By Enid
at 2016-07-02T14:19

太明顯想釣魚 XDDDD

By Iris
at 2016-07-06T04:18

剛出桶馬上就無法克制自己發沒梗文，你還是回水桶吧

By William
at 2016-07-06T07:14

大家小心講到關鍵字被捅

By Zora
at 2016-07-08T01:26

濠洨啦!現在鹽董已經放生三菱跟Nissan了吼…捧囚太明
顯了啦

By Hedy
at 2016-07-11T16:06

優六好棒棒

By Elizabeth
at 2016-07-12T05:20

蓋優

By Joe
at 2016-07-15T21:14

90開內線 XDDD

By Dora
at 2016-07-16T12:43

問卦：有沒有U6可以120撞拖板車不會有問題的八卦？

By Delia
at 2016-07-19T20:29

這裡不是迪卡

By Poppy
at 2016-07-24T20:08

怕碎不會開外車道嗎？

By Jake
at 2016-07-26T18:09

此文原PO暱稱才是主體

By Blanche
at 2016-07-29T00:31

賞你一巴掌？真人真事？

By Agatha
at 2016-07-29T21:35

不好笑

By Frederic
at 2016-07-31T15:32

有笑有推

By Oliver
at 2016-08-02T12:37

不好笑噎

By Eartha
at 2016-08-04T03:05

如果我是你學長直接踹你下車

By Odelette
at 2016-08-06T13:39

閱，重點呢？

By Callum
at 2016-08-11T13:22

有笑給推

By Steve
at 2016-08-12T09:15

看這篇就了解為何前輩要摑你一掌

By Necoo
at 2016-08-15T16:45

U6剛性那麼硬???????????????

By Harry
at 2016-08-20T01:10

內線不到起碼也開110好嗎......不然就讓別人過

By Selena
at 2016-08-23T19:08

硬惹

By Regina
at 2016-08-24T08:15

廢文扒你剛好

By Jessica
at 2016-08-26T02:47

讚喇

By Dorothy
at 2016-08-30T02:44

內線就是開110

By Dinah
at 2016-09-01T01:54

反串嗎？

By Carol
at 2016-09-05T00:53

By Rae
at 2016-09-07T14:31

垃圾菌

By Queena
at 2016-09-08T11:59

U6車主跟車子一樣u質，這篇經驗談值得收精華

By Jacob
at 2016-09-09T18:36

跟嚴家一樣U值，不得不噓

By Doris
at 2016-09-10T15:12

L這麼有信心，乾脆要去歐洲測試的車，把速度提高到80k
m以上吧！不然都是自慰而已啦！

By Olive
at 2016-09-12T21:07

閱

By Kristin
at 2016-09-17T05:18

已學會利用暱稱。

By Faithe
at 2016-09-18T09:32

加油好嗎

By Andy
at 2016-09-20T09:40

你被追撞一樣死的淒慘

By Andy
at 2016-09-23T02:12

所以是？

By Caroline
at 2016-09-23T22:34

喔

By Daniel
at 2016-09-28T02:07

阿開60不就更安全

By Genevieve
at 2016-10-02T17:58

想表達什麼

By Andy
at 2016-10-05T16:56

U6也是垃圾車之一

By Mary
at 2016-10-09T08:33

啊不就好棒棒

By Dora
at 2016-10-14T00:39

去外線

By Annie
at 2016-10-16T02:55

釣魚文

By Mary
at 2016-10-19T00:43

喔

By Franklin
at 2016-10-20T05:18

鈉痣劫業配？

By Quintina
at 2016-10-24T23:53

我來

By Noah
at 2016-10-26T11:07

好笑嗎？

By Franklin
at 2016-10-27T11:52

沒錯，PTTer 90%都是烏龜好男人

高速公路遇到烏龜車其實不用太生氣 - 汽車

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