大家開車時，車上都放什麼防身？ - 開車

By Oliver
at 2020-03-02T12:32

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最近換新車，感覺有被盯上，剛和老婆選了幾個防身武器
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不知道大家開車時，車上會放什麼防身？

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Tags: 開車

All Comments

By Oscar
at 2020-03-02T23:21

車上只有雨傘

By Andrew
at 2020-03-07T04:17

車上只有錢跟黨證（x

By Michael
at 2020-03-09T09:14

噓你買了也不敢用啦

By Dorothy
at 2020-03-11T02:46

COVID-19

By Selena
at 2020-03-14T05:14

敢下車，敢砸再說

By Dorothy
at 2020-03-15T06:26

比較好奇什麼車會感覺被盯上？
放辣椒噴霧就好了
你這種拿出來要近身肉搏

By Mia
at 2020-03-18T07:08

開車本身就很好防身，是沒玩過俠盜獵車手嗎？

By Elma
at 2020-03-19T10:11

第一個會不會太誇張了....

By Quintina
at 2020-03-22T15:07

辣椒噴霧是不是下車要帶走?不然在車內曬太陽怕自爆

By Eartha
at 2020-03-27T03:47

，第一個太誇張了，太容易防衛過當

By Jack
at 2020-03-28T22:08

沒必要帶這種東西好嗎

By Lauren
at 2020-03-29T02:38

防狼噴霧啊，你是路怒症很嚴重嗎？行車糾紛只想到拼輸贏？

By Rebecca
at 2020-03-30T10:30

這有點誇張你是住黑人區嗎?

By Robert
at 2020-03-31T05:56

球棒

By Una
at 2020-04-02T06:17

鯊魚劍一言不合就起乩

By Ingrid
at 2020-04-04T12:28

放維尼熊在後車廂，吵架可以拿出來海扁維尼

By Ursula
at 2020-04-06T00:50

你被蚊子叮上？

By Lucy
at 2020-04-07T15:37

買瓶子裝辣椒水不就好了

By Ingrid
at 2020-04-10T20:55

油門煞車方向盤車子就是最好的武器
一言不合就把對方撞飛啊買什麼球棒

By Damian
at 2020-04-11T03:43

汽車本身就是兵器

By Ursula
at 2020-04-13T12:47

有兩噸的武器不用 ~"~

By Christine
at 2020-04-16T16:42

這一題有請台中人回答

By Edwina
at 2020-04-18T23:38

防狼噴霧啊朝眼睛噴下去基本上對方就跟廢人一樣了

By Quanna
at 2020-04-20T12:07

穿過的黑絲襪

By Ingrid
at 2020-04-23T15:08

日立魔杖

By Olive
at 2020-04-26T20:18

https://i.imgur.com/GBt0owO.jpg

By Vanessa
at 2020-04-29T20:27

我帶這個執法用的

By Carolina Franco
at 2020-05-02T08:27

噴霧跟伸縮棍

By Daniel
at 2020-05-03T23:35

你以為有貓我就會推嗎

By Isabella
at 2020-05-05T12:25

一隻鉛筆殺傷力就很強了

By Donna
at 2020-05-07T01:53

有車不用，偏要下車？

By Agnes
at 2020-05-07T11:15

前頸，後頸，腹部，手掌心

By Linda
at 2020-05-11T21:02

開車不用開到變成玩命關頭吧…

By Liam
at 2020-05-16T00:43

AK47

By Mia
at 2020-05-18T01:05

不是都直接把人撞飛嗎假裝緊張踩錯

By Elma
at 2020-05-18T02:31

油門踩下去就吃刑責了啦

By James
at 2020-05-21T01:58

人大隻就抵過一堆武器

By Isla
at 2020-05-23T13:02

放一大把鈔票

By Cara
at 2020-05-26T11:41

直接全裸下車，通常對面跑比我快

By Elma
at 2020-05-26T23:22

內建武漢病毒不就好了

By Mason
at 2020-05-28T04:25

放女朋友

By Ophelia
at 2020-05-31T11:49

帽子

By Belly
at 2020-06-03T11:18

現在有人攔車下去直接噴口水說有武漢病毒

By Ivy
at 2020-06-06T00:30

最近你就是下車一直咳嗽就好了

By Lily
at 2020-06-10T21:46

帶一支湯匙就夠惹~

By Elvira
at 2020-06-15T15:34

放貓？

By Irma
at 2020-06-20T04:01

https://i.imgur.com/CHLp6Bw.jpg

By Tracy
at 2020-06-24T23:09

電擊棒

By Enid
at 2020-06-29T08:27

下車脫衣服脫褲子，對方馬上嚇跑

By Franklin
at 2020-07-03T08:39

小貓咪要幹嘛帶一隻大貓才有用像獅子老虎獵豹

By Charlotte
at 2020-07-05T15:22

鎮南宮帽跟小冬瓜服務處背心

By Zora
at 2020-07-09T15:08

有種砍人沒種輾.....?????

By Una
at 2020-07-12T05:21

帶這些根本沒用，你下車別人看你拿球棒直接撞過去就好

By Blanche
at 2020-07-14T06:46

你放這些多餘的，放防狼噴霧最好用

By Adele
at 2020-07-15T08:43

工兵鏟啊折凳啊還要我教嗎？

By Michael
at 2020-07-19T01:20

斧頭 XD 廢到笑。你不如買關刀好了

By Regina
at 2020-07-19T12:26

就是有你這種車主

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-07-20T02:38

試試帶小黃瓜，直接讓對方癱軟在你懷裡

By Una
at 2020-07-21T06:39

鎮瀾宮鴨舌帽跟背心

By Lauren
at 2020-07-22T05:49

看住那..台中就穿顏家的背心就好

By David
at 2020-07-26T00:38

槍阿斧頭有比槍快?

By Mason
at 2020-07-30T14:21

顏家競選背心掛在副駕椅子上鎮瀾宮帽放前擋

By Erin
at 2020-07-30T17:09

你在路上亮出第一個只會多吃一條社維法

By Edith
at 2020-08-03T05:30

幹用再說好嗎

By Brianna
at 2020-08-07T03:58

拿傢伙的上法院很吃虧給你參考

By Brianna
at 2020-08-09T04:29

真的要打不如開車撞比較實在

By Lydia
at 2020-08-12T13:08

雙節棍啊，下車先耍個幾下

By Daph Bay
at 2020-08-12T19:49

我都咳嗽給你參考

By Hedda
at 2020-08-13T14:52

有黨證根本不用怕

By Anthony
at 2020-08-15T16:44

貓不夠兇，換一張 XDD

By Elizabeth
at 2020-08-20T03:01

R20

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-08-22T23:34

我都穿炸彈背心跟對方談和解

By Caroline
at 2020-08-27T12:45

放一瓶小高粱酒駕撞死人搞不好判得比你下車砍人還
輕

By Lucy
at 2020-08-28T15:39

帶那麼多你敢貓下去再來講啦

By Adele
at 2020-08-30T02:36

我現在是放一張武漢回程機票

By Brianna
at 2020-09-02T20:49

我都用製備級LC管柱

By Yedda
at 2020-09-04T05:27

吸引力法則.什麼人吸引什麼事

By Faithe
at 2020-09-06T20:02

標哥照片

By Puput
at 2020-09-10T04:13

R20，先讓對方進入聖人模式

By Eden
at 2020-09-12T00:49

65K2阿

By Eartha
at 2020-09-15T00:45

不要下車就好

By Isabella
at 2020-09-15T20:39

我跟你一樣放斧頭，但是冰斧，被臨檢可以說我是登山客

By Charlotte
at 2020-09-19T03:00

館長衣服帽子

By Ingrid
at 2020-09-23T05:03

推吸引力法則

By Eartha
at 2020-09-24T21:51

這球棒是國小用的？

By Ursula
at 2020-09-28T23:36

AK-47

By Ingrid
at 2020-10-01T11:20

油箱蓋打開點火保證藍波都會怕

By Vanessa
at 2020-10-02T19:54

你這不叫防身，叫攻擊，開車根本不需要防身物

By Erin
at 2020-10-03T05:03

我老婆是快龍要來PK嗎

By Gilbert
at 2020-10-07T21:38

放了貓草

By Barb Cronin
at 2020-10-12T07:38

真心推薦辣椒水

By Callum
at 2020-10-12T11:28

熟人在當保鑣他說有種噴霧噴了連熊都在哀嚎可以試試

By Olga
at 2020-10-12T20:01

兩把菜刀

By Donna
at 2020-10-15T16:56

沒玩過gta嗎？當然是帶槍防身

By Frederica
at 2020-10-15T19:43

球棒就算了第一張你以為你斧頭幫嗎？

By Agnes
at 2020-10-16T05:01

32mm離合器風扇扳手

By Vanessa
at 2020-10-17T09:26

打輸是真的輸了，但打贏其實也算輸，懂，還以為是上古時
代逆

By Dinah
at 2020-10-19T00:41

https://i.imgur.com/pXQ6PjA.jpg

By Lucy
at 2020-10-23T01:07

不要下車不要開窗何來防身

By Elizabeth
at 2020-10-25T07:11

等警察臨檢你就玩了XDDD

By Frederica
at 2020-10-29T05:12

放十萬塊現金

By Robert
at 2020-11-01T20:40

什麼都沒放

By Daniel
at 2020-11-05T00:30

放一桶汽油和番阿火

By Eden
at 2020-11-05T09:02

只有拳腿肘膝

By Enid
at 2020-11-08T05:19

認真回，聰明的開車族不挑釁，不下車，行車紀錄器要有，

By Freda
at 2020-11-11T15:14

有事報警，閃為上策，和氣發財

By Callum
at 2020-11-14T00:37

車版水準再度正常運作

By Ethan
at 2020-11-14T20:24

你球棒放的位置跟我一樣

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-11-15T02:00

有貓給推

By Xanthe
at 2020-11-16T23:26

平底鍋

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-11-20T02:33

我後車廂放了一把瑟魯基之劍

By Linda
at 2020-11-24T03:26

兒子拉過屎的尿布

By Tom
at 2020-11-28T16:28

直接輾過去就好

By Caroline
at 2020-11-28T18:23

XD 斧頭

By Irma
at 2020-12-02T19:06

就待車上啊，有狀況也比較好逃脫

By Daph Bay
at 2020-12-03T13:07

他來敲車窗的時候，拉下一點，開始狂咳！

By Annie
at 2020-12-03T18:26

我會選在車上拉轉準備衝

By Frederic
at 2020-12-04T06:11

打輸進醫院打贏進法院

By Frederica
at 2020-12-09T05:25

斧頭放車上臨檢不會被警察刁嗎

By Jessica
at 2020-12-12T04:03

換什麼車先說，盯上你？

By Ina
at 2020-12-15T11:42

球棒!但撞下去比較有用，記得撞之前要大叫，行車紀錄器要
開錄音。

By Zanna
at 2020-12-20T07:34

怕被鴿子誤會我都放手套加球棒

By Gilbert
at 2020-12-21T01:47

在台中帶斧頭會被笑

By Oscar
at 2020-12-21T12:19

屎

By Emma
at 2020-12-24T02:38

你斧頭還沒砍到就被人噴辣椒水了

By Brianna
at 2020-12-25T13:25

對他咳嗽

By Caroline
at 2020-12-26T17:14

台胞證最好用啦，一下車就說我從武漢回來

By Elizabeth
at 2020-12-29T06:09

這啥鬼

By Dorothy
at 2020-12-31T10:51

mace阿

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-01-01T10:10

看你要十字架還是媽祖觀世音也可以

By Megan
at 2021-01-04T07:29

媽的根本8+9啊，鬼島亂源

By Queena
at 2021-01-08T11:44

放斧頭在車上是要幹嘛......

By Zora
at 2021-01-09T19:34

咳咳咳..什麼事..咳咳咳..等一下..咳咳咳咳咳...人勒?

By Erin
at 2021-01-11T17:20

感覺被盯上不就8+9最愛的看殺小起手勢主動型騷擾防身?

By Agnes
at 2021-01-16T07:34

大支扳手好用

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-01-18T20:31

帶針筒下車說你有愛滋

By Christine
at 2021-01-19T10:13

放方陣快砲阿

By Bethany
at 2021-01-23T01:06

你是路上流氓還是家裡有礦，沒事會被盯上

By Daph Bay
at 2021-01-24T04:32

水餃公司證

By Erin
at 2021-01-25T22:14

遇到事情我都先脫褲子下車打手槍給對方看

By Damian
at 2021-01-29T23:35

推文笑死我

By Genevieve
at 2021-02-01T04:56

棒球手套與一籃棒球，可練觸身球、快速球、伸卡球...

By Carol
at 2021-02-05T03:00

台胞證下車講話要捲舌然後搭配咳嗽

By Hamiltion
at 2021-02-09T16:32

專業

By Audriana
at 2021-02-14T06:38

國造65K2步槍保15-002表黑筆還有藍筆

By Wallis
at 2021-02-17T10:17

+10 4倍颶風厚刃劍阿，這都不懂

By Callum
at 2021-02-20T05:34

當你個版不是開學了嗎？

By Kumar
at 2021-02-21T22:11

甩棍

By Vanessa
at 2021-02-26T09:48

被誰盯上

By Wallis
at 2021-03-01T06:13

無言...

By Madame
at 2021-03-03T21:25

拿一根灌紅墨水的針頭試試看

By Emma
at 2021-03-07T14:17

我看你會被鴿子盯上

By Joseph
at 2021-03-09T13:27

不放，裝個俗辣30秒，省下一堆事

By James
at 2021-03-10T07:20

好誇張喔

By Quintina
at 2021-03-13T14:11

我都放+9尤米

By Candice
at 2021-03-14T05:58

https://i.imgur.com/MzGvQVk.jpg

By Enid
at 2021-03-16T01:00

我都放一把小斧頭，警察臨檢我都說我說樵夫

By Quintina
at 2021-03-18T14:51

https://i.imgur.com/lDV1YjB.jpg
帶鯊魚防身

By Elizabeth
at 2021-03-21T08:56

認真回,小支的滅火器，可攻可守又合理

By Ophelia
at 2021-03-23T18:54

防狼噴霧劑+手機報警

By Isla
at 2021-03-25T17:55

https://i.imgur.com/UBywTFD.png

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-03-28T10:42

認真回，當然是筆。危險時可以敲碎玻璃。也可以殺人於
無形

By Sarah
at 2021-03-30T21:13

被盯上就直接慶記招待了誰還跟你肉搏

By Rosalind
at 2021-03-31T06:27

認真回2000元紅包

By Robert
at 2021-04-02T00:00

這種的我看過太多，每一個敢開下去

By Yedda
at 2021-04-05T19:33

女副駕

By Hazel
at 2021-04-05T21:11

https://youtu.be/askEKpHdS9k

By Damian
at 2021-04-08T08:51

克拉克手槍仿真造型打火機

By Damian
at 2021-04-09T00:25

為什麼要

By Dora
at 2021-04-13T20:16

沙漠之鷹

By Steve
at 2021-04-18T10:09

看到第1個就笑了

By Hedda
at 2021-04-20T19:29

118學生證

By Irma
at 2021-04-25T12:39

帶貓防身好喔

By Dora
at 2021-04-28T09:37

By Sierra Rose
at 2021-04-30T02:52

放Mace就好體積小誰都會用而且不容易防衛過當

By Poppy
at 2021-05-04T04:55

練壯一點比較實在

By Margaret
at 2021-05-05T07:03

講話時有事沒事咳一下就夠嚇人了...

By Frederica
at 2021-05-06T10:44

我都放紅包防身

By Annie
at 2021-05-07T12:22

立院停車證

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-05-08T00:14

帶錘子防身
https://i.imgur.com/mfk4ajp.jpg

By Rachel
at 2021-05-09T03:35

樓上的槌子有點輕

By Oliver
at 2021-05-09T17:05

掛在駕駛座上

By Dinah
at 2021-05-11T18:58

https://i.imgur.com/w7klNlA.jpg

By Kumar
at 2021-05-14T11:29

放假屌跟KY就很嚇人了

By Dorothy
at 2021-05-15T12:02

放什麼都沒有車兇人更兇來的有用

By Ursula
at 2021-05-16T10:11

手機110拿起來打呀

By Ina
at 2021-05-17T18:20

靠北我笑到不行

By Heather
at 2021-05-22T13:04

行照、駕照

By Ophelia
at 2021-05-23T12:51

一堆超難笑的白爛推文。

By Hedy
at 2021-05-24T20:06

有些人這東西的確需要，全家福照片po上FB,還要求自己
臉要打碼不標名字

By Heather
at 2021-05-26T04:38

身邊就有這種人，開大七&賓士S系列

By Rebecca
at 2021-05-29T21:50

板凳啊

By Caroline
at 2021-06-02T02:31

大甲媽笑死

By William
at 2021-06-07T00:31

你就小心斧頭不要被對方搶去用

By Tracy
at 2021-06-09T10:21

車上有一把竹刀可它是一把和平刀XD

By Hedy
at 2021-06-09T21:54

認真問在3Q贏了之後到底是
鎮瀾宮背心+帽子比較強？
還是3Q的背心跟帽子比較強？

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-06-14T15:50

3Q只是立委選贏，黑道還是比較可怕

By Sarah
at 2021-06-18T05:26

M1911手槍，Tom Hanks用這把打爆虎式戰車

By Queena
at 2021-06-19T15:14

靠邀雷恩大兵幾年前的梗了

By Leila
at 2021-06-21T07:52

我只放一把刀真的遇到還是用車撞比較快非要肉搏才動刀

By Kelly
at 2021-06-21T23:05

進醫院和進法院還用選嗎? 一定是進法院的吧?

By Rosalind
at 2021-06-25T09:18

第一張武器會不會被警察抓走，有點扯

By Hedda
at 2021-06-26T00:41

電動塑膠懶

By Quintina
at 2021-06-27T17:30

斧頭不好，球棒還ok

方向盤轉動怪怪的

By Robert
at 2020-03-02T12:13

今天開車的時候覺得有種說不上來的怪，認真感受一下發現是方向盤怪怪的， 1、方向盤打左右五度是空空的，輪胎不會跟著轉動，前天開長途不會這樣。 2、轉彎時方向盤回正的力道變弱。車子開起來讓我覺得很不舒服，方向盤打起來都糊糊的，很不爽XD 請教板上的前輩們，這是大概是哪裡有問題呢？雖然我已經 ...

吊照問題

By Victoria
at 2020-03-02T11:37

最近突然收到一張罰單超速並被吊扣牌照三個月我想請問的是他上面應到案日是4/10 所以我是4/10以前都還能開車對嗎？另外我想請問的是因為我5月工作就告一段落... 就不用開車了是否能有辦法延長？或是....如果不繳回牌照再開一個月會怎樣？目前有查到是可以去申訴申訴期間可以 ...

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By Iris
at 2020-03-02T03:28

※ 引述《vigorhsieh 看板: car》之銘言： : 這個概念市區跟高速公路都可適用 : 台灣人很多眼盲，看到臨車道就算打了方向燈還是故意給你關門，導致要變換車道的車只能要關就給對方關對方有路權，我會尊重 : 持續減速，然後後方車流開始回堵。 : 為方便說明，想變換車道的暫稱A車 : 想關門的 ...

如何正確且有效率地變換車道

By Rae
at 2020-03-02T02:46

※ 引述《vigorhsieh》之銘言： : 推 lovedog0731: 在台灣大部分的B車反應都夠快油門也敢踩，也幾乎不可 02/28 22:36 : → lovedog0731: 能有安全距離，B車一減速，C車就插進來，甚至有可能A 02/28 22:36 : → lovedog0731: C一 ...

請問新RAV4兩個問題

By Mason
at 2020-03-02T02:45

我上上禮拜剛牽RAV4，之後就一直在K說明書。老實說寫得不太好。主要有兩個問題： 1. 儀表板上一片葉子（Fuel Economy)裡的油耗程度，在設定選單裡可以選成Total Aver age, Trip Average及Tank Average三種計算方式，但說明書裡沒提到這三種方式的不同，有人能說明 ...

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